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dis iz an Msg 4rM a frnd 2 a frnd 2 b a frnd of a frnd who iz a frnd 4ever.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
(This is the World's Hardest Tongue Twister, according the Guiness Book of World Records.)
IMagine an iMaginary
Menagerie Manager Managing an iMaginary Menagerie...
If you
Must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross
coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully...
Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can like a canner can can a canned can into an
uncanned can???
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons --
Balancing theM badly...
A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.!!!
I Thought A Thought But The Thought I Thought Wasn"T The Thought I Thought I Thought.
Three Gray Geese In The Green Grass Grazing. Gray Were The Geese And Green Was The Grass
Kis kis nay kis kis
Mis ko kiss kiya.
Aik woh hai jis nay har kiss ko
Miss kiya or Aik
woh hai jis nay har Mis ko kiss kiya.
Buy a Scooty..
Pick up a beauty ..
drink a frooty..
Take her to ooty..
ReMove
her Nighty..
Do ur Duty..
After 9 Months..
get A Cuty..
Mujhe apse poochna hai.......
k kya ap ko pata hai.........
k ap ko kya pata
hai........
aur kya nahin pata.......
Vaise to ap ko pata hi hai.....
k jo ap ko
pata hai .....
wo Mujhe nahin pata ........
aur jo Mujhe pata hai .........
vo
ap ko bhi pata hai. ......
Vaise to pate ki baat yeh hi hai .....
k jo nahin pata vo
pata karo .....
aur jo auron ko nahin pata ...
unhein pata karvao. .....
Chalo ab
chodo. ........
Pata hai agar pate ka pata karte rahe ..........
to kya pata apna hi
pata na bhool jaein........................
Ab iss pate vali baat ko sab k pate pe
bhejo..........
aur fir pata lagega .........
k kisi ko bhi kuch bhi pata nahin
hai............
Unhe yeh pata na chale ...........
k apko pata kisne bheja. .........
Asal Mein ab to Mujhe bhi nahin pata ...........
k Mera pata use kaise pata chala.
.........
Sorry yaar Mujhe nahin pata tha ..........
k tuM pata nahin karna chahte.
...........
Vaise agar tuMhein pata chal jae ........
to Mujhe pata jaror
dena....
Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki chahat hai chahat ko aazMane ki.
wo chahe
huMe chahe na chahe par chahat hai unki chahat Me Mit jane ki.
Dard ko na dekhiye dard
se,
dard ko bhi dard hota hai;
dard ko bhi zarurat hai pyar ki,
kyonki pyar
Me dard haMdard hota hai.
1Khud ki bekudi Me jo justju hoti hai,
wo haMare qasdan ki
guftgu hoti hai,
Mere jaMal se tuMara khuMar chala jayega,
Aur ye SMS tuMko kabhi
saMajh nahi ayega
Kal Mila waqt to zulfe teri suljha dunga,
Aaj uljha hun zara waqt
ko sulajhane Mei,
Yun to sulajh jate hai uljhi zulfe,
UMar kat jati hai waqt ko
sulajhane Mei.
Near ones are not dear '.
'Dear ones are not near '.
Itz easy to
reMeMber the near ones,
but very difficult to forget the dear ones.
Q. What is a
Kiss?...
A. A Kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invention dat will lead to
further penetrtion in fast acelertion dat will build nxt gnration.
Har pal ne kaha ek pal
se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap Mere saMne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tuM hi yaad aao...
DELHI ki SARDI,
JAISELMER ki GARMI,
MUMBAI ki
BARIS,
PATNA ka CORRUPTION,
K,
ASMIR ka TERRORISM,
AUSTRALIA k SAAP,
&
Aap.....
k SMS YEH sabhi LAJAVAB...
This is a Msg froM a friend to a frnd for
a frnd to be a friend so that a friend reMains a frnd of a friend who is a friend
Forever!
Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE.......
Never leave SOMEONE for SoMething....
Coz in life, SOMETHING will leave u,
but SOMEONE will never leave U.
1 LOVELY
quote: We always LOVE our LOVE coz our LOVE always LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE and ur LOVE
LOVES the way you LOVE ur LOVE.
So keep LOVING.
Mohabbat hi Mohabbat
Main
Mohabbat ko Mohabbat se,
Mohabbat ho hi jati hai
Mohabbat kerne waloun se.
Luv not
one,
Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three,
Luv not four Luv d
one who luvs u More,
Luv not five,
Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,
Luv
not seven,
Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.
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