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Phool kharab nahi hota..
Makhiyan kharab karti hain,
Wah Wah
Phool kharab nahi hota ..
Makhiyan kharab karti hain,
Bacha kharab nahi hota baachiyan kharab karti hain.
Ek nurse ka mangaiter ussay bari hasrat se;
kaash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to may tumhare pass ata,
Tum meri kidmat karti aur main jaldi theek hojata.
Nurse: tumhien mere pass koi haasda nahi bal k mojza hi la sakta hai,
Q k main GAYNE ward main hoti hon.
Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai,
..
Chain khota hai,
..
Jaan jaati hai,
aur
Dil rota hai,
..
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Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai
Q . k
DANGI VIRUS
bhi aisa hi hota hai.
Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,
larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..
Chahay mobile pani main giray
ya
pani mobile pe giray
WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.
Boyfrnd: main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta is liye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo.
Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye) Is main se jo jo tumharey hain nikal lo.
Larki apne bf se!
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Mera Janu
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Mera ladla
..
mera gugla
..
Tum mujh se shaadi karo gay?
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Bolo kichu pichu!
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Bf: Tum mujhe propose karna chah rahi ho
ya ADOPT karna?
2 boyz talking:
aaj ki larkiyaan:
.
..
Khuda bachaye
Hamien in haseeno say
Dil nasheeno say..
Maha jabino say..
.
..
Magar inko kon bachayega hum kameeno se..!
I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs
Boys room:
Before marriage:
Perfumes,
luv lettrs,
gifts,
frndship bands,
Cards,
snaps,
Music.............
After Marriage:
Pain killers,
Loan paperz,
Unpaid bills,
grocery list,
Pampers...
Girl: Ab bas bhi karo,
Boy: Kuch ni hota,
Girl: Kisi ne dekh liya to,
Boy: Kuch ni hoga,
Girl: Bas ab mai aur nahi karne dungi,
Boy: Plz thoda sa karne do nahi to is war me exams me fir fail ho janouga.
Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien??
Boy: 22 december
Girl: Koi khaas wajah?
Boy: haan,
Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..
Advise to all the girls..
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Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies.
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And
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Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..
Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty..!
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