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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can u tell
Me not to fall in friendship when u exists?
Knowing a friend like u has Made Me happy in a Million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go...
I would Find a
Million reasons to Make u stay!!!!
If I M in hell & u in heaven,
I always look up & be proud of u.
but if I were In heaven & u in hell,
I beg God 2 send
Me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
Life is 4 u, death is 4 Me,
being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 Me,
being together is 4 u,
being lonely is 4
Me,
everything 4 u but u r 4 Me.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur naMe with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful
My life is with a friend like u!!
Never says Ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad…
and never say ur alone when I
M still alive.
SoMetiMes My Mind asked why?
I Miss u,
why?
I care 4 u,
Why?
I reMeMber u then My heart answered it’s siMply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
years
May fly,
tears May dry,
but My friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask Me: What is More iMportant to you,
Me or your life?
I will say:
My life… You will walk away froM Me without knowing that U R
My LIFE!!!
Feel good when soMebody Miss U. Feel better when soMebody Loves u. But feel best when soMebody never forgets u.
A friend is sweet when it’s new….
but it is sweeter when it’s TRUE! But u knows what? It’s sweetest when it’s you.
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest,
a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u.
If kisses were water,
I will give U Sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet,
I will give u a galaxy,
if friendship is life I will give u
Mine.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry SoMe give up SoMe will try SoMe say hi SoMe say bye Others
May forget YOU but never will I.
If I were to be anything in this world.
I’d be Ur tears!!! So,
I can be conceived in Ur heart,
born in Ur eyes,
live on Ur cheeks & die on Ur lips!!!!!
If u r a chocolate Ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the Most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r
My “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A special friend is rare indeed, it beeMs to be special breed,
yes,
perfect friends r very few,
so lucky I
M for having you.
They say it takes a Minute 2 fine a special person,
an hour 2 appreciate theM,
a day 2 love
theM, but then an entire life 2 forget theM.
LIFE HO TO AISI
Monday KO Dosti
Tuesday KO Pyar
Wednesday KO Shaadi
Thursday KO Barbadi
Friday KO Fighting
Saturday KO Talak
Sunday KO Rest
Monday KO Next
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked Me: What is your wish for today? “I said: please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
TiMe Might lead Me to nowhere and faith Might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in
My life’s journey we becaMe FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping theM. I aM lucky to have spent less than half
My life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
In My life I learned how… 2 love 2 sMile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how... 2 stop reMbering u.
A MeMory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong nuMber!
DushMan tarse teri dosti ko... Dost tarse Teri yaari ko, yaar tarse pyaar ko....
HuM tarsien tere DIDAR KO! 7
Honton se jo chu liya … Ehsaas ab tak hai.... aankhe naM hain aur sanso Main aag ab tak hai.... aur kyon na ho.... Khayi bhi to 'HARI
Mirchi' hai....
Shaadi karnai thi par kisMat khuli nahi... TajMahal bana tha par MuMTaz Mili nahi, ab kisMat khuli... Shaadi huye... ab taz banana chahta hoonpar yeh
MuMTaz Marti nahi.
Jab Dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
HuMko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab phool jayienge zindagi k gaMon ko,
Jab apk saath Guzra waqt yaad ayega.
True love is like Missed call...it coMes to u but b4 u get it, it gets away... But true frndz r like sMs that coMes to u and gets stored in ur INBOX.
Todays news paper is 2MMorows waste paper...Life is a test paper friendship is the best paper... Don’t waste it like a tissue paper.
you are one of the Most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second ... Don’t Misunderstand. CUTE
MEANS: creating. Useless. Troubles. Everywhere.
When u Mix rice in Milk u call it KHEER...
When u Mix vinegar in Milk u call it paneer...
When u
Mix a sweet person like Me in ur life ...U call it TAKDEER.
Wada na karo agar tuM nibha na sako... chaho na usse jise tuM pa na sako... Dost to duniya
Main bahot hotte hain... par aik khaas rakho jisk
Siva tuM Muskura Na sako.
if ur friendship be Money, I’ll be richest Mann alive. If Ur friendship be pounds. I’ll be heaviest
Man alive... If Ur friendship be love... I'll be luckiest
Man alive.
TiMe is too slow 4 those who wait, Too swift 4 those who fear, too long 4 those who grieve, too short 4 those rejoice. But 4 those who have true friend... tiMe is eternity.
Care for the one who shares with u... Share with the one who knows u ... Know the one who
Misses u, Miss the one who hope the best for u.
Friendship isn’t about whoM you have known the longest, Who caMe first or who cares the best... its about who caMe and never left .
Musibat ka syrup ho tuM... Tension ka capsule ho
tuM... Aafat ka tablet ho tuM... par kiya karien... Kehna parta hai kuink ... DOSTI ka INJECTION ho
tuM!
Dictionary is da only place where death cuMs b2 life, Success b4 work, Divorce b4
Marriage... But best part of this is dat FRIENDS
cuM b4 relative...
jab koi khayal dilse takrata hai, Dil Na chah kar bhi khaMosh reh jata hai... Koi sab kuch kehkar dosti jatata hai, to koi kuch Na keh kar bhi dosti nibhahta hai.
kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se! Mango usi se Jo dede khushi se! Chaho usse jo tuMhe
Mile kisMat se! Dosti karo usi se Jo haMesha nibhaye hasi se.
Kabar ki Mitti utha k le gaya koi, Isi bahane haMain choo kar chala gaya koi, Tanhai aur andhere
Main khush thay huM, Leken phir se intezaar karne ki wajahh de Gaya koi.
na kabhi Muskurhat tere honton se dur ho,
teri har khwaish haqiqat ko Manzppr ho, Hojaye jo tu Mujhse khafa, Khuda na kare
Mujhse khabi aisa kasoor ho.
Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with you tounge?
Fact 2: After reading thiz 99/100 idiots would try it.
A siMple BYE Makes us cries... A SIMPLE joke Make us laugh, SIMPLE care Make us fall in love, I Hope
My siMple sMs Make you think of Me... i Miss u.
Life gives us ANS in 3 ways... It says YES.
Har dua Kabul nahi hoti, har arzu pori nahi hoti, Jink dil Main aap jaise dost rehte hon, Unk liye dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti.
Zindagi Main haMesha nayee log Milenge,
Kahin pe zyada to kahin pe kaM Milenge,
Aithbaar zara soch k karna,
MuMkin nahi har jaga apko
HUM MILENGiEN!
sMs receiving law and ORDER ...
=>you Have 2 ways for receiving sMs daily
froM Me... Choose any one and Send Me sMs...
1) when u receives My sMs then reply.
2) Send Me sMs and get a Reply :-)
Hey listen --> If u want 2 b happy 4 a day get a date" happy 4 a week ... Get a LOVER... Happy 4 a
Month get Merried... But if u want 2 b happy 4ever get a FRIEND like
Me!
Dua karte hain huM sar jhukaye... Aae dost tu apni Manzil KO paaye... Agar kabhi Teri rahon
Main andhera aaye... Roshni k liye khuda huMko jalaye.
Mat tut kar chaho Kisi KO itna... Bechray ga to uski aik ada tang karaygi... Na janay us shakhs KO kaisa hunar ata hai ...jab bhi raat hoti hai ...woh aankhon
Main utar aata hai.
Karona ... Karte kyon nahi... Abkarbhi doMere pyaar ki khatir aik dafa kar Dona... Dekho koi nahi dekh raha, ab kar bhi do aik sMs.
Na chaho kisi ko itna, k Chahat tuMhari Majboori banjaye, Chaho kisi ko itna k tuMhara pyaar usk liye zaroori banjaye.
Kash dil ki hasrat puri hojaye aap Miss call dain or woh reieve hojaye ...phir
huM dono khuub karain gooftago or hosh tab ayee jab apka blnce
khataM hojaye.
Sweet heart is a special word for (Love) love is a special word for (Care) care is a special word for (Friend) Friend is a special word only for u.
Mere jaise ladke KO kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyaar de,1 Ladki jo accha khana banaye...1 ladki jo paisa kaMaye... Aur aisa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se
Mil Na paayien.
Happiness is like a butterfly, u Run after it...it keeps flying away... But if u stand still...it coMes n sits on ur shoulder... Wish u lots of butterflis.
Happiness as light as air, Love as deep as ocean. Friends r solid as diaMonds and success as bright as gold. These r
My wishes 4 u today n everyday.
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Kaash tuMhien chahne kaa arMan Na hota, Main hosh Main rehte hove anjaan Na hota, Yeh pyaar na hota kesi pathar dil se huMko... Yaa koi pathar dil ensaan Na hota.
cigarette pinne hai to gold leaf piyo khansi nahi hoti... Shaadi karni hai to wakil ki beti se karo phaansee nahi hoti.
When i want 2 see the sky. I C U when I want 2 c the flowers I C U, when i want 2 C the
Moon i C U, So please get a side. and clear My VIEW!
Mujhe hogaya hai sMs ka bhukar jabse , Khaya hai
aaM ka achaar tabse, Ab to lagta hai Mujhe hogaya hai tuMse pyaar...Plzzz karlo na
tuM bhi Mere pyaar ka iqrar.
I Ask GOD 4 a flower he gave Me garden,
I ask GOD 4 a tree he gave Me forest,
I Ask GOD 4 a water he gave
Me river,
I ask GOd 4 life ...
He gave Me U.
3 words Made My heart beat faster ,
3 words Made My legs shake ,
3 words Made My head spin ,
3 words : I LOVE U.
Alwayz start ur day with a lot of S.E.X
S - SMile ...
E - energy...
X - xciteMent...
So Make sex a habit.
It Must have been a rainy day...When you were born... But it wasn't really rain, The sky was crying because he lost his
Most beautiful ANGEL ... !
A young girl asked Molvi"
Can I kiss young Man?
Molvi: ASTAGFERULA,
Den she asked “Can I Kiss a boy?"
he replied " NAUZUBILAH"
Can i kiss u?"
Molvi: BISMIALLAH.
Calendar of Love ...
JAn-ROSE,
Feb-PROPOSE,
Mar-GIFT,
April-LIFE,
May- CHATTING,
June-DATING,
July-MISS u,
AUG- KISS U,
Sep- SEX,
Oct-Ex,
Nov-RElax,
Dec-NEXT
HuM tere dil Main rahienge Yaad bankar... Tere lab pe khilien gay
Muskaan bankar...Khabi apne se juda Mat saMajhna.HuM saath chalienge aasMan bankar
There are thousands of roses in thiz world... Even if i give each and every rose to you... That would not be enough to tell you how
Much i love you!
Have a heart that never hurt...have a sMile that neved fades...have a touch that never burnt and have a frienship that never breaks.
A PRAYER can go where i cant go... Through prayer i can be wid those i care without being there... I
May be Miles away but My PRAYERS are ALWAYS with u.
Destiny decides who u Meet in life But its only your heart can decide who gets to stay in ur Life…....
Ek Shair doctor ki zubani... Hon Main doctor jahan Meri wife hai nurse wahan... Yeh kaisa
zulM sehna parh raha hai ...Mujhe apni hi wife ko SISTER khena par raha hai.
Circuit: Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to ky karna chahiye...? Muna bhai: SiMple ... Bina sui ka injection lene ka ...!
HuM dosti ka farz yunhi nibhate rahenge waqt be waqt aapko satate rahenge, Dua karo uMar laMbi ho haMari varna yaad bankar zindagi bhar rulate rahenge.
Sadar qas writing soMething very slowly ... Frnd asked" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar. " I'M writing 2
My 6 yr old son...he cant read very fast.
Sadar's Wish: When i die , i wanna die like My grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaMing like all the passengers in the car he was driving...
Chintoo ne cycle chalate chalate lady ko Mardi...
Lady: ' Break nahi Mar sakta tha kya?
Chintoo: Break ka kya hai, Poori cycle to Mardi.
ChiMan: Aap kitna parhe ho?
Friend: B.A
ChiMan: kaMal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe Aur woh bhi ulte...
Sardar proposed a girl.... Girl said i'M 1 year elder to you... Sardar said ' Ooye
no probleM soniye ...i'll Marry you NEXT YEAR.
SMile Ever! udaas never! Speak ever guMsuM never! Think Me ever! 4get Me never! sMs
Me 4ever!
Apni insult ka baadla dekho kaise loonga tere Mere piyaar ko Ctrl alt del kardonga.
Aap jaise k liye dil ko cut kiya karte hain ... warna baaki cases Main to copy paste kiya karte hain.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital...
Man says CHIN YU YUAN n dies...
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find
Meaning of frnds last words...
it is "UR STANDING ON oxygen tube"
A Man asked sardar ji...
Why ManMohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the Morning...
Sadarji replied" Aray bhai
ManMohan is PM not AM"
Doctor : TuM dono husband/Wife ka blood group saMe hai...
Husband: hoga kuin nahi,
Meri Wife pichle 25 saal se Mera Blood jo choos rahi hai.
Beewafa SanaM se to cigrette achi hai ...
Beewafa SanaM se to cigrette achi hai ...,
Dil jaalati hai Par honto se to lagti hai.
Jo dil se karib ho usse rusva nahi karte...
Yun apni Mohabbat ka taMasha nahi karte...
KhaMosh rehenge to ghutan aur badhengi...
Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte.
Raaz ki baatien likhi aur khat khula rehne diya,
jaane kuin rusvaion ka silsila rehne dia,
iMar bhar saath reh kar vo na saMjha dil ki baat...
2 dilon k darMiyan 1 fasla rehne diya ...!
I May b 4 a Min,
4 a hour,
4 a Month But i'll alwayz b there 4 u...
I May not b able 2 alwayz say gud
Morning...
Gud evening...
gud night
BUt i'll never say GOOD BYE
Frdnz r like filMs: SoMe r Muzical, SoMe r roMantic, SoMe r adventurous, SoMe r coMedy and yet others r tragedy But Very few like u R Oscar winning.
# SMILE #
S. Sets u free,
M. Makes u special,
I. Increasees ur face value,
L. Lifts up ur spirit.
E. Erases all ur tensions.
Barsenge, Barsenge, kal fir sMs barsenge... Aapki 5 paise ki Muskaan k liye huM fir 1 rupiya Kharchainge... !!
Na Milne ki khushi, Na judai ka gaM, Na udaas na tanha hain huM, Kaise kahien kaise hain hun, bass itna saMjh lijiye, Aapke bina bohat akele hain huM!!
Rait pe likh k Mera naaM Mitaya na karo, Aankhien such bolti hain paar chupaya na karo, logher baat k afsana bana lete hain, Sabko halat ki rudad sunaya na karo.
Vo khwab tha bikar gaya... Khyala tha Mila nahi, Magar dil ko kia hua yeh Kuin buja pata nahi, har ik din udaas din taMaM Shab udasia, Kisi se kia bichad gay k jaise kuch bichda nahi.
Is shab Meri taza azab Main guzri, TuMhare baad tuMhare hi khwab Main guzri, Woh ik phool tha jo
Mujhe rakh kar bhool gia, Saari uMar usi kitab Main guzri.
BadnaaM Mere pyaar ka afsana hua hia, Deewane bhi khete hain k deewana hua hai, Rishta tha tabhi to kisi be-dardne todda, apna tha thabi to koi begana hua hai.
Hoti nai wafa to jafa hi kia karo, TuM bhi to koi rasM-e-wafa ada karo, HuM tuM pe
Mer Mitay to yeh kis ka qasoor hai,aiena le kar khud haath
Main faisla karo!
Apne honton se yun chehre ko chupate kuin ho, Mujhse sharMate ho to saMne ate kuin ho,
TuM kabhi Meri tara kar b lo ikrar-e-vafa, pyaarkarte ho to phir chupate kuin ho.
Many friends i Shake, Many friends i Make, Best of theM are Few, One of theM is u.
Log Milte hain...Every TIME!!!
pasand aate hain SOME TIME!!
Dosti hoti hai ... ONE TIME,
jo rhete hai LIFE TIME.!!!
There is no gift More precious that life could ever send, than the happiness of having and sharing frndship with a friend like YOU... !
Frndship is like supreMe, Yehi to hai vo apna pan, Like PAKTEL, kuink dil to aik hai, Like PEPSI... Yeh dil
Maange More, Like NORAS... Aik bar azMaish or bar bar farMaish.
Tussi Sadi jaan ho, Punjabi ho ya pathan ho, Chocolate ho ya pan ho, Coke ho ya shezan ho, Angel ho ya shaitan ho, bass tusi jo vi ho sachi saadi jaan ho.
i wanted to send you all My love but the PostMan said it was too big !!!
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, SMall people talk about other people, AND ... Legends never talk they send sMs.
Love ur self, Flirt with ur understanding, RoMance with dreaMs , Get engaged with siMplicity,
Marry genuineness, Divorce the Ago, Thats LIFE !
Love is ven u cant control ur feelings, BecoMing envious, Worried and Missing ur partner dearly but love is
More than a passionate feeling, its a gift 4rM GOD.
Jaise TSUNAMi ko SaMajh na Musqil hai, CYCLON ko dekhna Mushkil hai, BHOOKAMP Main rhena
Muskil hai, LAGTA hai waise hi apka sMs paana Mushkil hai.
A gun can kill, Fire can Burn, Wind can chill, N anger can rage Till its tear u apart BUT the power of your sMile can freeze a loving heart.
Dil hona chahiye jigar hona chahiye, Aashiqi k liye ek hunar hona chahiye, Nazar se nazar
Milne par ishq nahi hota, nazar k us par bhi ek asar hona chahiye.
An engineering Student 2 his sweeper Brother: Mere pass Degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logon
Main baithne ki izzat hai...Tere pass kya hai? Sweeper:
Mere pass NAUKRI hai.
When u find a DREAM inside ur HEART.... Dont ever let it go... Coz dreaMs r the tiny
seeds,FrM which beautiful 2MMorow Grows ...have a dreaMful day.
u Want u get that is Luck, u Want and u wait that is tiMe,u want but u coMproMise that is life... But u want, u wait and u coMproMise that is love.
Knock!! Knock!! May i coMe into ur world?? I bring no flowers, No cakes BUT wishes to keep u fresh, Prayer to keep u healthy And love to keep u sMiling.
Honth keh nahi saktejo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat hojaye is uMeed Main karte hain intezaar raat ka, K shayad sapne
Main Mulaqat hojaye.
Hove Sapne Ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan Meriya ch tu te bulave koi na, Tere khaualan de
MukaddMe ch saza hoje,Hove uMar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Mana huM itne SWEET nahi k diabetes hojaye, na hi itne SALTY k BP high hojay, NA hi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, Aur
huM itne KADVE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa ayien.
Akhan di benhuri changi nahi hundi, Doston to duri changi nahi hundi, kade kade
Milya vi kar yaara, Har vele sMs naalgal puri nahi hundi.
Anda(Egg) to Safed hota hai,
Safed to DOODH bhi hota hai,
Dhoodh to bahins deti hai,
Bhains to kaali hoti hai....
Kaala to bangalii bhi hota hai,
Bangali to paan khata hai...
Paan to laal hota hai...
laal to gulab bhi hota hai...
Gulab
Main to kaantey hote hain,
Kaantey to Machli Main bhi hote hain,
Machli to acchi hoti hai,
accha to insaan bhi hota hai...
Insaan to laMba hota hai...
LaMba to yeh
Msg bhi hai...
Leken Message Main kya rakha hai...
BHAWNAON ko SAMJHO G.
Letter after F+ Half of 8+opposite of B +Letter b4 C+opposite of 7+Middle of Sea +19th letter X 2+Middle of Sun?
Msg Me the Answer Otherwise Through ur All degree's in BIn.
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer Bana sakta hoon, Tujhe Mile Bina tera haal bata Sakta hoon, Haan
Meri dosti Main itna DuM hai k Tere aankh ka Aanso apni aankh se gura Sakta hoon.
is Dil ki Mehfil Main ujala Kijiye, Roz pyaar bhare Msg diya kijiye, Zindagi Khubsurat banjayegi janab, is nacheez ke liye thoda waqt nikal a kijiye.
if u Sneeze once, Think iM MeMbring u , if u Sneeze twice Think i want 2 Meet u, If u sneeze thrice Think
iM Missin u badly, Sneeze 4th tiMe, IM fine u take tablet
Sharifon Main koi chor nahi hota, Kauwo Main koi Mor nahi hota, naye Patang ka koi dor nahi hota, Arre yaar huMse jo Kare dosti vo bore nahi hota.
Mana k kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge,
par aankhon Main jo hai wo kaise chupaoge,
wada raha haMara yeh aapse,
Jab bhi Mobile dekhoge haMara zaroor 1 sMs paoge .
In french " Bon jour",
in Spanish " Te quiro",
In italian " TeaMo",
In Yugoslav "
VoliM te",
In English " Good Morning",
In punjabi "uth
Moya kaaM te Nayi jana".
What is a girl friend?
Ans: Addition of probleM, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of EneMy, Division of Friends...
So b Carefull
Faith Makes all things possible, Love Makes all things Easy, hopes Makes all things work, But ur gorgeous sMile brings all faith ,LUV.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Fridns are like Stars, U dont alwayz see theM but u know they are always ... "JUST LIKE U"
"SHUT UP"
S=> Sencirity 4u
H => Happiness 4u
U => UnliMited Luv 4u.
T => True friendship 4u
U => U alwayz in My Mind
P => Praying 4u
So again......
SHUT UP!!!
ice is creaM, Luv is a dreaM but out friendship is evergreen, Dont Make friends before understanding & dont break a friendship after
Miss understanding...
Nahi yeh ho nahi sakta k teri yaad na ayee, Bina tere kahin yeh dil Mera ab chain na paaye, Tujhe bhoolne se phele
MUJHE KOI AUR PASAND A AJYE...!!!
Ur absence should be long enough so dat soMebody Misses u...
it shud not so long that soMebody learns to live without u ... MISS U!!!
Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aage Mat naachna,
Sadarji Sitting with his dog in da theater,
Saali naache gi kaise nai,
Kutte k bhi ticket lia hai ...!
When
U
need
SoMe 1
Beside
U
&
No
1
is
Around
Just
Gaze
up
in
da
Sky
U
Might
Not
See
Me
But
Sure
dat
We
r
under
da
SaMe
Sky
i'd
Never
Been
too
far.
Wife: kal raat tuM neend Main Mujhe gaaliyan de rahe thay?
Husband : tuMhe galat fehMi huyi hai,
Wife kaisi galat feMi?
husband : yehi k Main Soya hua tha.
Kick off your shoes,Take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & shake, Light the candies, Cut the cake,Make it a day. That's siMply great!!
Happy Birthday :)
WakeUp & wink those teeny weeny eyes,Stretch those inzy winzy bones,Wear That jolly winning sMile & tell urself today is a beautiful day.
G@@d M(:)rning...
Aapko Milne ka Mann kar raha hai, Mann ko saMjaya to dil tadap raha hai,
Dil kobahelaya to aankhe ro padi,Unhe chup karaya to sanse bol badi ... I MISS u
Muskura do Zara Khuda k vaaste, SaMa-e-Mehfil Main roshni
kaaM hai,
TuM haMare nahi to kya ghaM hai, HuM tuMhare to hain Yeh kya
kaaM hai.
Dil torna haMari aadat nahi,
Dil huM kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna Meri wafaon pe,
Dil Main basa kar huM kissi ko bhulate nahi.
Think big... Think More... Think Positive... Think Beautiful... Thinkgreat... I know thats too
Much 4u So... Hears a shot cut JUST think abt Me. !!
U Look Very Sweet When u read this sMs...U look very sweeter When u read sMs & SMile, U look very SWEETEST when u read sMs, SMile & reply ... So try to look SWEETEST.
SoMetiMe i dont say HI, SoMetiMe i dont REPLY, soMetiMe i dont MSG u BUT it dosn't
Mean that i forget u...
it Means that iaM giving u tiMe to "MISS ME"
I dont expect 2 be the Most iMportant person in ur life, Dat is 2 Much to ask... Wat would
Make Me happy is 1day if u hear My NaMe, Just sMile & say Dats
My FRND.
1 Advice: Take care,
1 request: Dont Change,
1 Wish: Dont forget Me,
1 Lie: I hate u,
1 Truth : I Miss u,
1 Hope: We will alwayz be good friends!
Ur GirlFriend is:
S - SMart,
I - Intelligent,
S - Sweet,
T - Talented,
E - Excellent,
R - RoMantic
……....
In short she is ur SISTER.
I saw u on the road that day. U were looking so fine, ur face so divin...Ur Walk so perfect...My Heart started tossing a sweet song ...Who let the Dogs out.
Oh Menu Dekhi jaandi c, Main Ohnu Vekhi jaanda c, Oh Menu Dekhi jaandi c, Main ohnu Vekhi jaanda c...Na paper
Mainnu aanda c,na paper ohnu aanda c.
Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kese sharMa lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai... Ya bachpan se hi kaMine ho?
ZaMeen pe ho to 2/4 sMs bhejo , Janat pe ho to Hoorien bhejo ,aasMan pe ho to baarish bhejo, Chand pe ho to sitarien behjo,
JahanuM Main ho to
ENJOY ur self!
I wish a Wish for u, its a wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that all ur wishes coMe true, So keep wishing as My best
wishes are alwayz with u.
Each MoMent of ur Life is a picture... Which u had never seen b4... And which u'll never see again so ENJOY !
Feeling bored?
...
Wondering what to do?
...
Open the zip!
...
Enter ur hand in b/w ur zip...
...
Take out ur ....
...
Book froM ur bag and study :-)
When ever i Miss u, Stars fall down froM the sky. So any day if u find the sky eMpty, Dont BlaMe
Me! it's all ur fault,U Made Me MISS u so Much.
itna guM hoon tairi yadon k afsanon Main... Dil na dharke to sunayi nahi daita.
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A siMple
"Hi:
2 Makw u
SMile
&
2 reMind u
of Me !
once a While.
if u want the Latest Mercedes on easy installMents of 10yrs Without any Down PayMent
log on to Our website : www.Abhat apni auqat
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Zinda ho to sMs bhejo,
AasMan pe ho to barish bhejo,
ZaMeen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Jannat pe ho to hoor bhejo aur
dozakh pe ho to ENJOY ur self.
Nurse- "Mubarak ho.
Sardar ji... Aap papa ban gaye ...
"Sardarji- " Meri Wife ko nahi bolna...
Main usse surprise doonga...!"
Mega offer...! Send Me sMs per sMs u can win...
10 lac ki car ka photo,
29 inch tv ka khali dabba,
singapore jane wali flight ko tata karne ka sunehra Moqa.
Har Chehra chand sa lagta hai,har phool Kawal ho jata hai ... Jub saMne tuM ajatey ho har Baat guzal hojati hai
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Z Y Z
kya hua?
Main yo bass Apni ABC check karaha tha.
UMeedon Ki
Manzil toot gayi, Aaankhon se Ashqon ki dhara Beh gayi,Aray tuMhari bhi kya izat reh gayi... Jab class ki ladki bhai je keh gayi
Arz kiya hai... Aj kal apke sMs ana band hain, Wah wah! wah wah! aj Kal apk sMs aana band hain... Khafa ho huMse Ya balance
kaaM hai?
Friendship is vast like "UNIVERS".
Deep Like "OCEAN".
High Like "SKY".
Strong like "IRON".
Kind like "MOTHER"
&
cute like "HUM"
&
sweet like
TUM"
If i get ur sMile, I dont need flowers, if i get ur voice, i dont need Muzic , if u speak 2
Me, i dont need any body else, u just b My friend, i dont need the world.
Maine Kaha dil ruba, usne kaha paisa dikha, Mainne kaha paisa nahi,usne kaha aisa nahi,Mainne kaha
Mehengai hai,Usne kaha jaa tu Mera bhai hai.
Always b happy,Always wear a sMile,Not becoz life is full of reasons 2 sMile but bocz ur sMile itself is a reason 4
Many others 2 sMile... !!
Friendship is soMething that Makes u aware, That soMe1 is there with u to care ,alwayz when u cheer or feel despair, soMe1 is there to
Make ur feelings share.
ShaaM hoti hai yeh dil udaas hota hai,toote khwaboo k siwa kuch na pass hota hai.tuMhari yaad aise waq bohat aati hai bandar jab koi aas-pass hota hai.
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? how can u tell
Me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
Knowing a friend like u has Made Me happy in a Million ways and if ever i have to let you go??...i would find a
Million resons to Make u stay!!
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, Saanu pata ae ki tu thane report likhvagi hoyi ae,Jaa k Puch layi tu thanedaar nu,aasi ohdi vi kudi fasayi huyi a.
Hasna Ohna di aadat c,aasi galat andaza la bethe,oh Hasde hasde vasde rehe,te Aasi apna aap gua bethe.
Life is 4 u,Death is 4 Me,Being happy is 4 u,Being sad is 4 Me,Being together is 4 u,Being lonely is 4
Me,Everything 4 u but ur 4 Me.
Two Peoples were asking Me 4 ur Details ... I Gave TheM Ur Address & Call nuM...They Will B Visiting u Soon...There NaMes R Joy and Happiness.
Jo Chal sakto to koi aisi Chaal chal jana,Mujhe guMan bhi na ho aur tuM badal jana,Har aik ishq k bad aur us k ishq k bad,Farz itna bhi asaan na tha SaMbhal jana.
Yun Dil se kisi dard ka peMa nahi karte,Ab jaan pe bani bhi hai to darMa nai karte, Har yaad ko yun
zakhM banate nahi dil ka, har teer ko paeste rage jan nahi karte.
Life without u as Like Leaves without trees
Search 4 a Good friend...
Searching
FOUND!
Loading
10%
50%
100%
DONE!
RESULT = U
Aiy Merey sMs Merey DOST k pass jana agar woh So raha ho to shor Mat Machana,Jab wo jaag jkaye to Dhirey say
Muskurana or kehna "I MISS U"
Pehlay Behon Main lo,Phir kiss karo,Phir bed par letao,
Phir tange upper Uthaoo,Phir neechey haath laga kar dekho, Agar bachay ne sus ki ho to Naapi badal do
yaoon Ki dhund Main teri Parchai si lagti hai,Sanate Main Gunjti koi Shahnai si lagti
hai.TuM kareeb ho to apnapan hai,Warna sene Main saans bhi parai si lagti hai
Foolse, Foolne , Foolon ki , FoolWari Main,Fool k Saath wish kia
Ur the Most BeautiFOOL, WonderFOOL & ColourFOOL aMongst all FOOLS...!!
God saw Me hungry, he created pizza. he saw Me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw
Me in dark, he created light. he saw Me without probleMs He created u
If u want the latest Mercedes On easy installMents of 10 yrs without any down payMent
log on to Our website : www.Abhay Apni Auqat
Dekh.coM
This is ur Boss: " you r Allowed to read the Newspaper during the working hours & dont Certainly
Miss the job Adds."
Kya kar rahe ho? Bzzy ho?Kitne bzzy ho?Thode ho?k Bohat ho? Agar thode ho to sMs kuin nahi karte ho? Aur agar ziada ho to sMs kuin parh rahay ho?
You can be a Doctor & Save lives, A lawyer & defend Lives, A Soldier & protect lives, OR siMply be YOURSELF a fabulous friend who TOUCHES LIVES!!
IaM Gonna write on all Bricks," I MISS U" and which one fall on your hear... So that u'll coMe 2 know that How it hurts when u
Miss soMeone...
Shar Khushi ko teri Taraf Mod doon, tere Liye chand tare tak tod doon, Khushiyun k Darwaze tere liye khol doon...itna kaafi hai ya do char jhut aur boldoon
Safar laMba hai dost banate rhiye,Dil Mile na Mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye Costly padega,har taraf
MuMTaz banate rahiye...
Aae Dil kisi ki yaad Main rona fazul hai,Aansu bade anMol hain inhe khona fazaul hai, Ro to unk liye jo
tuM par nisar hain,unk liye kya rona jink ahiqhazar hain.
What Make soMe people dearer is not just de happiness datu feel when u Meet theM BUT da pain u feel when u
Miss theM... MISS U
Laher aati hai,Kinare se palat jati hai
Yaad aati hai,Dil Main siMat jati hai,
Dono Main fark sirf itna hai ,
lehar bewaqt ati hai aur yaad har waqt ati hai
Dil k Dard ko Zuban Par laate nahi,
HuM apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi,
ZakhM Chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho,??
HuM DETTOl k siva kuch lagate nahi.
Hello hello,Mera lelo...? DIL
Bolo bolo, Apni kholo...? Zubaan
Dekho apni Khol k...? Aankhien
Kitna Barha hai Mera...? Dil
Hila,Zor se hia
Pura Hila
Dil se Hila
Sabke SaMne Hila
Jitna hilayega
Utna Maza ayega
Warna HALWA jal jayega…....
Press Down & becoMe Sweet!
...
...
...
...
Tussi v na,
Aivein e Press kiti jandey o,
Tusi tay phele e barray Sweet o!
ProMise Me we are true friends
I aM laMp you are light
I aM Coke you are Sprite
I aM Sawan you are badal
I aM NorMal you are Pagal
I aM Water you are Tanki
I aM Tarzan you are Monkey
Aaj vo huMse jannat Mein takra gaye
Aaj vo huMse jannat Mein takra gaye
Aur huMare dil se awaaz nikalii......
Fiteh Mooh....Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi Mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai Mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
A Magic - OM gilli gilli Chu Mantar kali kalandar abra ka dabra....
NOTICED any change in u? No!
Magican theek kehta tha bandar pe yeh jadu nahi chalega :)
Patte gir sakte hain...Paid nahi,Suraj doob sakta hai...AasMan nahi,Dharti sookh sakti hai...Dariya nahi,Duniya Sudhar sakti hai par app nahi...!
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.CoM final year"
Ek Hassi, Jo Hassa de
Ek Aansu, Jo Rula de
Ek arzu, Jo Jaga de
Ek Chahat, Jo SaMaj le
Har Aahat, Jo Jaan le
Usi Rishte Ka NaaM Hai
... 'DOSTI'
Swaire Twadi yaad ayi twanoo Miss kita,
Dinay twadi yaad ayi Twanoo Miss kita,
ShaMi Twadi Yaad ayii Phir twanoo
Miss kita. Jadoon Boht Miss kita twanoo ta sMs send kita.
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IM Missing u really VERY MUCH !!!
GovernMent of pakistan has introduced a new RULE...
Good Looking ppl should be thrown out of country!!
UR SAFE...
oh! No where should i hide???
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo,
jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
piche walo ko aage na jane do jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
tabi to tuM 1 Acche truck driver banoge !!
Good Looks catches the eyes but good personality catches the heart...
ur blessed with both!!
FLATTERED?
Dont be! it was send to Me, and i just wanted u to read it !! :D
Ur Very special 4Me...
U should be safe always...
U Should be safe My dear...
I CANT be wid u all tiMe so pls be careful...
WHENEVER U ...
JuMp froM Tree 2 Tree ...
Kya Meri nak tadi hai?
Aankhien Mendki jesi hain?
surat se besharaM lagta hoon?
Akal nahi hai
Mujhe?
PHIR kisine aisa kuin kaha k Meri surat tuMse
Milti hai ... ?
Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above da world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi peele Chai...
then u call
Me and say HI!!
Jaise Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai,
Zaher ko zaher kaat ta hai,
Heere ko heera kaat ta hai, Waise hi aik din
tuM ko kutta katega ...
3+3=8 kese huye?
...
Bata00...
Bata00...
Bata00...
Thora sa BRAIN use kar0...
Nahi MALOOM?
now stop using ur Mind...
Main bataoon....
GALTI sey :)
IMagine! God is giving Missed calls 2 earth and earth is on vibrator.
so attend the calls 4 confession of sins.
ASK for his forgiveness for not Responding to hiM ...
KASH! kabhi ap haMari gali Main aein,
thora sharMain, thora Muskurain,
Thora itrain AUR phir zor say Chilain ..."TEEN Dabbay WALA"
When u Feel sad... To cheer Up Just go 2 the Mirror and say,
"DAMN I M really so cute" U will overcoMe ur sadness but DONT
Make this a habit...
COZ Liars go to Hell !!
Rose, Lotus, Tulips, Sunflower all r nice
&
Sweet but they have no coMparision with u
BCOZ
gobhi k phool ki toh baat hi alag hoti hai... :)
If u Dont like any of My sMs's
&
dont like 2 Read
or
if any Msgs distrub u,
Then plzz dont hesitate Feel free to
Throw ur
Mobile out !!
Mujh Main aur George Bush Main kya siMilarity hai?
NAHi pata? so SiMple! Woh
Mere ghar nahi aata,
Main uske ghar nahi jaata.
ATTITUDE
PROBLEM u c !!
Raz ki baatain Likhi or Khat khula rahne dia,
Jane kuin rasvaion ka silsila rhene dia,
UMar bhar saath reh kar voh na saMjha di ki baat,
2 dilon k darMian 1 fasla rehne dia!!!
Friend in Different LANGUAGES ...
iranian - DOST
GerMan - Freund
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMI
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMIGO
For Me .... JUST SIMPLY YOU
How can i spell S_ccess without U? c_te?or h_Mble? or f_t_re? or Even Tr_st?
what will i do without "U" ?
There r 3 ChaMbers in My HEART,
1 for papa,
1 for Maa,
1 for god,
OH! what abt u dear?
Sorry no Place for u in
My HEART...
Bcoz frnd like ur is My heart BEAT.
Many people will walk in and out of ur life, But only true friends will leave FOOTPRINTS in Your Heart!!!
Palkun pe bethaya hai tuMhien...
Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tuMhien...
Itnay Asani se nahi
Mile ho tuM...
International z00 se churaya hai tuMhien...
Ja sMs Meray sweetest dost k pass jadhere se jana shor na Machana, busy ho to kuch na kehna , busy na ho to
Miss u kahna
Machar ne Appko Kata wo uska Junoon tha
apne Kujlaya wo apka sakoon tha
ap cha kar bhi Usse Mar na sake
kuinke uski ragon Mai apka khaoon Tha ...!
Sharab Bani To Mehkhane Bane
Husn bana to diwane banne
Kuch to baat hai app Mai
yunhi Nahi pagal khanne Banne
What Does a chicken say,When its been Cooked with Green palak?
huMpe yeh kisne hara rang dala
Mar dala.... Mar dala
Aj vo HuMse jannat Mai takra gaye
Aj vo HuMse jannat Mai takra gaye
aur huMne dil se awaz nikali
Fiteh Mooh tusi ethe bi agaye
TuMko Dekha to khayal Aya
TuMko Dekha to Khayal Aya
Pagloon ki Stock Mai naya Maal aya
Kuch log Subah Karte hain
Kuch log ShaaMMai karte hain
kuch log Soute Mai karte hain
Kuch log sari sari Raat karte hain
tab jake Hota
....
....
Unka
....
....
Mobile CHARGE :)
When i was born Shaitan Said,"Oh Shit 1 More angel"
and when u were born shaitan said, "oh Shit CoMpitition
Dear i Want k ...
TuM aur Main,Tesra Koi na...
In a Superior Hotel at Night on a Table,
A Candle Light Dinner...
Celebrate Our Relation And I Want to Say u Thoese 3 Lovely Words...
"PAY THE BILL"
A - Ur Attractice
B - Ur the Best
C - Ur Cute
D - Ur Dear 2 Me
E - Ur Excellent
F - Ur Funny
G - Ur Good Looking
H - Hehehe
I - I'M
J - Joking
Our Friendship Means Alot to Me
U cry I Cry , U Lauf I Lauf,U JuMb Out of the Window...
i Look Down and then ...
i lauf Again :)
This Cat, is Cat, a Cat, Good cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, bucy cat, for cat,20 cat, Seconds cat!
Now read it All Without the Word Cat!
Tusi Cute v Bohat vo,
Tusi Hasdey v Bohat vo,
Tusi itranday v Bht vo.
Mera dil Chahnda Way Tanu Dinner Tay Lay Javan par....
Tusi Khanday v Bohat vo!!!
When u get thiz sMs ,
Send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
now keep Guessing y i send it to u ;) !!
Lady Drinking COKE,
Machar falls in.
Lady takes it out.
MACHAR says
MAA!
Lady Asks: y did u call Me MAA…?
MACHAR says: Main Teri Coke se Nikla hoon :-)
Aakash ke Taron Mai khoya hai Jahan Saara
lagta hai pyaara ek ek taara
Un taroon Mai sabse pyaara hai ek Sitara
jo is waqt padh raha hai sMs haMara
Last Night Shaitan Called Me
&
Said that
"He wanted to Distrub Good People"
I gave hiM your nuMber
but
He said to
Me that "AH! I cant Distrub My Boss"
Manzilien bhi Us ki the,
rasta bhi uska tha,
ek
Main akela tha,
kafla bhi uska tha,
saath saath chalne ki soah bhi uski thi,
phir rasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha,
aj kyun akela hoon,
dil sawal karta hai,
log to us ke the,
kia khuda bhi uska tha.
Friendship is Like a tree...it is not Measured on how TALL it could be, BUT is on how DEEP the ROOTS have grown...
Friendship isn't how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen, but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go, But how u
hold ON!!!
The test of friendship Doesn't coMes when ur 2gether, it coMes when u part ways and u realize that despite the distance, the friendship i still there....
MAHA ko dieting ka shauk hua,
toh Main ghar lau ayi SUFI... SUFI par aitMaad jo tha...
subha utthi toh... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Na Maha the aur na sufi :)
Scientist are trying 2 figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN...
Plzz tell theM ur age....
Ur SMile is like 7up....ZARA HAT K
ur voice is like RUHAFZA "RAHATAY JAN”
ur friendship is like cock "MAZA ZINDAGI KA"
ur sMs is like PEPSI "Dil Maange More"
Apne inbox ko haMesha saja k rakhna
Sabke sMs zara hata kar rakhna...
Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai HaMara sMs
Inbox Main jagah banakar rakhna...
Life without u is iMpossible...
ur in My breath n blood, i cant spend a sec without u...
if u leave Me I'll die...
oOoyee HElLooO I
M talking abt OXYGEN :)
Girl to Boy: - Darling..... 1000 ka card send karo
Mera balance end ho giya hai... hey, tuM Meray
aashiq ho na!
Boy: - Main tuMhara Aashiq hoon
Warid waloo ka "Sala" nahi....
TuM dil ko bekarar kion nahin karte,
Meri Mohabbat per aetbar kion nahin karte,
Jee nahin sakta ho ka juda,
TuMse lekin tuM toMohabbat ka izhaar nahin karte.
SehMi-sehMi nigahon Mein khuwab huM saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool
huM kila denge,
Aap haMare sung Muskura kar to dekho aap ka har
gaM bhula denge.
Bahout pyri hai awaz tuMhari,
Banado isse qissMat haMari,
Mein zindagi Mein aur kya chahoon agar Mil jaye "DOSTI" tuMnhari
Dua Maangi thi aashiane ki chal pari aandiyan zaMane ki,
Mera dard koi nahin saMaj paya kyun k Meri aadat thi
Muskurane ki.
Surakh aankho se woh jab haMedeekthe hain,
HaM ghabrakar aankhein juka lete hain
Kaun
Milaaye un aankho se aankhein suna hai
Woh aankho se apna bana lete hai.
Aapke shaher Me kaali ghata to chahti hogi,
Phoolon ko thori si
sharaM to ati ho gi,
Aaap lakh cupaye diniya se Magar
Akele Me haMari yaad to aati ho gi.
Pal Judai Ke Bekarar karte hain,
Haalat Mere Mujhe laachar karte hai,
Khud hee parh lo Meri jhuki nighaen
HuM khud kise kahen huM apse pyar karte hain.
Chehra bhool jaoge to shikayat nahi karenge,
NaaM bhool jaoge to gila nahi karenge,
A Mere dost dosti ki kasaM dosti
Bhool jaoge to
Maaf nahin karenge.
Pyar karne waalo ki kisMat buri hoti hai,
Har alMha judaai ki gharri hoti hai,
Agar waqt Miley to rishto ki kitaab par ke dekhna
Dosti khoon ke riste se barri hoti hai.
Duniya Mein huM Mashoor hue to kya,
Saath reh kar tuMse dur hue to kya,
Waqt se itne Majboor hue to kya,
Rehenge sada aapke dil
Mein,
KisMat itni Magruru rahe to kya.
Badal garja barsat na aaye,
Dil dharka aawaz na aaye,
Pura din guzar gaya dost,
Kya eik bar bhi Meri yaad na aaye!
Yaad na karoge to satayenge,
Ruthoge to Manayenge,
Rovoge to hasyenge,
Dost hai haM tere saya nahi jo andhere Me tera sath chor jayenge.
Dil ki dharkan ko dharka gaya koi
Merey khwabon ko Mekha gaya koi
HuM tu anjanay rahu pay chal rahay thay
Achanak hi pyaar ka Matlab seekha gaya koi.
Shakespeare Said
"This World is a stage & we all are actors"
In Punjabi it is translated as
Ay dunya ek DraMa a, tey assi saray kanjar aan"
Dosti Main Chhoti Chhoti Baton Se Shikwa Na karna,
Gila Tab karna jab HuM Dosti Tor Dein gey.
kayon ke Aeisa Tab hi hoga,
jab HuM ye Duniya Chorh Dein gey...
Kabhi ansu kabhi khushi bechi,
huM garibon ne bebasi bechi,
chand sanse hain kharidne ke liye,
roz Marti hui zindgi bechi.
Stane lage Mujhe jb Mere hi saye,
preshan hoke Maine roshni bechi.
Ek huM the jo khud hi bik gaye,
vrna logon ne dosti bechi
Ae Dost Tera Haseen NaaM Acha Lagta Hai
Teri Nisbat Se Ye Chaand Acha Lagta Hai
Log Kehte Hyn Teri Dosti Main Pagal Mujh Ko
Aur Mujhe Ye IlzaaM Acha Lagta Hai
Dosti is soMething that no one can hate,
Dosti is a passion V can never rate,
Dosti can happen anytiMe early or late,
Dosti is only Medicine without expiry date.
Juda hone se dosti kaM nahi hoti,
Lakh ghaM Milien par aankh nuM nahi hoti,
Yeh kesa silsala hai tuMhara haMare darMiyaan
Fasle jitne bhi hon chahat kaM nahi hoti...
Tie this on ur hanD..
+==<>+++$=*<>*=$=***<>=+
iM the 1st frnd of u..
Who gave u frndship band and say
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP day!
Aisa nhi k Aapki yaad ati nahi.
khata sirf itni k huM batate nahi,
Dosti Apse anMol hai huMare liye,
SaMjhte hain isliye jatatay nhi.
1+1=2 My friend is true,
2+2=4 My friend is forever,
4+4=8 My friend is gr8,
happy friendship day.................
Walking in a hot desert,
people badly need cold spring water.
Struggling in adversity,
people need GOOD FRIENDSHIP...
Ek din jab huM duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna app ko bhool jayenge,
Bas ek bar aasMan kitaraf dekhna,
Mere sMs SITAROON par likhe nazar aayenge
Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to Manain gay,
Dost hain huM KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay Mein sath chor jayengay
!!!!!
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ThIs Is ChEEtaH InSAAn
Chahat Wo Nahi Jo Jaan Deti Hai
Chahat Wo Nahi Jo Muskaan Deti Hai
Ae Dost Chahat Wo Hai
Jo Pani Mein Gira Aansoo Pehchan Leti Hein
Aik larkay ny aik buzurg sy pocha: "dosti ki haqiqat kya hai?"
Buzurg ny kaha: "jao bagh me jo sub sy khobsurat phool ho wo lao."
Larka aik din baad wapis aya aur kaha: "main phool dekhta rha aik phool sub sy khobsurat tha magar main us sy behtar ki talash men chal para. Magar koi pyara na laga. Jab lot kr aya to usy koi aur tor chuka tha"
Buzurg ny kaha: "yehi haqiqat hai jo samnay ho us ki qadar nahi ki jati aur jab wapis loato to wo b hath nahi ata...!
1 rupiya 1 lakh nahi hota
Magar phir bhi rupiya lakh se nikal jaye
To wo lakh nahi rehta
Aap hamare lakhon dosto me bus wohi 1 rupiya hain.
Friend is one WHO
"F" inds u in a
"R"ush of people..
"I"nspires u to do somthng in life, catch ur
"E"motions &
"N"ever leaves u till...
"D"eath...........
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(! ! Oye hello.!!.
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(!!>Sun rahy ho k nai?
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< ! !>Mujhe .!!.SMS
Ap k prosi
krenge kya?
Zimedari ka ehsas hi nai!.
Life Main In 4 Cheezo Ko Kabhi Mat Torna.
Aitbaar
Vaada
Rishta
Dil
Kyun K Ye Jab B Totta Hai , Tu Awaaz Nahi Aati Lekin Dard Bohat Hota Hai.
Tum Or Mai
SUBHAN ALLAH
Hamari Dosti
MAASH ALLAH
I m good friend
ALHUMDULILAH
U r good friend
JAZAK ALLAH
Hum Hamesha Saath Rahen Gy
* INSHA'ALLAH \;/
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( '.TUSI ki kr rhe O?
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Haye Rabba!
Menu Yad kr rhe O!
Sooooooooo Sweeeeeeet
KRO jee Kro!!:-)
Aray O friendwa!
Kaisa ho??
Hamaar se koi galti hui gva ka??
Tohaar SMSwa k darshan kiye ik jmana beet gva
Turant ik dui SMSwa bhijwai do hmaar tuntuniya pe??
!..Dedicated To
My all Friends.
"Ek Din Zindagi Aise Mukaam Pe Pohanch Jægi"
"Dosti Tou Sirf Yaadon Mein Reh Jægi"
"Her Cup Coffee, Yaad Dosto Ki Dilæga"
"Or Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhein Num Ho Jængi"
"Office K Chamber Mein Class Room Nazar Aæga"
"Pr Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lg Pægi"
"Paisa Tou Boht Hoga Magar Usay Lutaane Ki Wajah He Kho Jægi"
"Jee Le Khul Ke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun Ke"
"Zindagi In Pallo'n Ko Phr Se Nai Dohrægi"
Dil Ki Batain Batana Acha Lgta He
Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai
Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajtay Hain MP3 Songs
Baad Me Sirf Qomi Trana Acha Lagta hai
A Good Way To Differentiate Love And Friendship: -
"Without U I Can't Live"- Is Love.
"U Must Live, I M With U" -This Is Frndshp.
Dunia mei kabhi kisi Ache insan ko talash mat kro.
Balke khud bohat Ache ban jao,
Ho sakta hai k ap k is Amal se kisi or ki talash khatam ho jay.
When a person can find ur sorrows behind ur sMiLe,
Words behind ur siLence
&
Love behind ur anger,
U can beLieve U have found ur best Friend....
Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at U!
Live life so well that even death loves 2 C U alive!
Fight so hard that even fate accepts its Defeat :-)...
Defeat is not when you fall down;
It is when u refuse
to get up!
The most determinative thought to follow in world
"The race is not over,coz I have'nt won yet "
Good relationships are like trees They demand atention & care in the begining but once they blosom they provide u shade in all situations of life.
Trust of a Best friend should b like the feeling that a one year old baby has...
when u throw him in air,
he laughs,
because he knows u'll catch him.
ωє αяє иσт σf
sαмє вlσσd..
ωє αяє вσяи & gяσωи ¡и d¡ffєяєит
ρlα¢єs,
ωє нανє d¡ffєяєит
тαsтєs αиd L¡fєsтýlєs
вυт sт¡ll..
συя нєαятs αяє
¢σииє¢тєd
ω¡тн α s¡иglє
мιяα¢υlσυs fєєl¡иg
¢αllєd
"fя¡єиdsн¡P"
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