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Aashqoo K naaM PaighaM!
Agar pyar ki sardilag rahi ho to
Miss call karain,
Agar pyar ka Bukhar ho To sMs Bar Bar Karain,
Agar tabiat ziadha khrab ho to direct call Karain……
WARING: - APNAY TAMAM sMs WALDAIN KI PUNCH SAY DOOR RAKHAING
What is the difference b/w wife & Saali?
Saali is beauty, wife is duty, Saali is pension, wife is tendion, saali is yuMMy,
Wife is vehMi,
Saali is pataka, wife is sayapa, saali is cool, wife is fool, saali is tutti-frutti, wife is kisMat futi, Saali is fresh cake, wife is earthquake.
ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
Ye sab
Mujhy sMs nahi Karte The inhe ganja Kara dala hai
Tu aap KO baal pyare hain ya Balance
Birayani Khaney ki dua
Niyat karta hoo
M 4 plate biryani k vaste
15, 20 boti k M zarda rayta or salad ki
Mun Mera
Deg ki taraf
BisMillah…..!
Sardar in an interview 4 the post of electrical engineer
Q: - how does electric
Motor run?
Sardar in reply: -
“TURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
Aap ki 5 kubian
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Agar zindghi Main kabhi koi acha kkaM kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti.
LXC 298
LHV 2023
MNL 190
LHV 786
KJH 564
YHF 3425
PLM 123
Arey itne ghaur se KIA dekh rahay ho! Kal suba 10 baje se phele in cars pe kapra
Mar dena.
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, kisi k dil ko jo lag jaye wo baat na kehna.
Milte hai huMare jaise bahut kaM, isliye huM se
"KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA”
birth is”START OF LIFE”
Beauty is “ART OF LIFE”
love is “PART OF LIFE”
Death is “END OF LIFE”
BUT Friendship is a”HEART OF LIFE”
Suraj aapse roshni udhar Mange,
chand aapse chandni udhar
Mange,
aapke jivan Me itni khusiya aye ki log aapse khusiya udhar
Mange.
Bijli Gie Pani Aya
Parwez Mushraf nay Dhol Bajaya
Mudoun Nay Gana Gaya
Kajal Laga Kar Quaid-e-AzaM Nay FarMaya
Ashik Banaya Ashik Banaya Aap nay
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( (..) .-“””-.
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BOW! WOW!
Did My 2 DOGGIES disturbed u?
They just want 2 say
‘U R SHO SWEET
Koi pathar se Na Mare Meri dewani KO!
Nai technology ka zaMana hai boMb se URA do saali KO!
Zindghi Ma teen cheeza kabi bhi a sakti hain
1. Moot
2. pasa
3. jolab
4. Mera sMs,
Ara yeh to 4 ho gai hain calo phir Moot nikal lo.
If u r in dark rooM,
U find blood every where
& the walls r shaking don’t worry friend
U r in the safest place,
U r in My heat.
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I aM the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H – he he he
I - I'M
J - JOKING
Another MOON? ...............Possible
another SUN? .....................Possible
another SKY? ........................Possible
Another Friend Like U? .............IMpossible
be'coz GOD can't Make the saMe MISTAKE twice
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Don’t Worry, u will find Me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
U r the ACCENT of My Life,
ALTO of My DreaMs,
IKON of My Eyes,
ZEN of My Thoughts,
INDICA of My Joy,
LANCER of My Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt SMile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly CharMing Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
So Sweet is Ur STYLE???
So Sweet is Ur VOICE???
So Sweet is Ur EYE?????
See ..........how sweetly I LIE
U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance!
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder!
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory!
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER!!
Main uski yaad Mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad Mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola"
Yadd Karte hai tuMhe tanhai Mein,
dil dooba hai gaMo ki gehrai Mein,
haMein Mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher Mein,
huM Milenge tuMhe phir kisi, free sMs ki scheMe Mein
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
saMundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tuM jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
KalaM uthayi hai lafs nahi Milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi Milta,
Phirte hain vo zaMaane ki talaash Mein,
bas huMare liye unhe waqt nahi Milta !!!
Dil Mein uMeedo ki shaMMa jala rakhi hai,
huMne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is uMeed ke saath ki aayega sMs aapka,
huMne Mobile par nazrein jaMa rakhi hain......
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sMs factory Me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye Meri Mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
Man Main har waqt huM ek aas rakhte hai.
Najane kab AA jaye aap ka sMs
is liye cell KO dil ke paas rakhte hai.
QayaMat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe sMs karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere sMs ka intezar karenge.
Dil ka Rishta hai haMara,
Dil ke kone Me hai NaaM tuMahra,
Her yaad Me hai chehra tuMahra,
sMs nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai haMara
aap ko Miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kisMat ki baat hai
Magar aap ko jhelna hiMMat ki baat hai…..
Tu Chaand Maange Main Chaand de du,
Tu raat Maange Main raat de du,
Tu dil Maange Main dil de du,
Tu Jaan Maange.........
Abe bas DepartMental Store saMajh rakha hai kya???
ek tuM ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tuM ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tuM ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tuM ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek huM hain, jo jooth pay jooth boley jaa rahey hain....
Teri yaad Mein huMne kalaM uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaaM aayi....
ShaaM hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
TuMahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai...
Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki sMs factory Mein hadtaal Hai,
sMs toh Bhejo,
Mera Mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai.......!!!
NAME:- DON
MERA KAAM:- GANGSTER
MERAY BAHI KA NAME:- MUNNA BAHI
ADDRESS:- 36 CHINA TOWN
GURU:- SARKAR
KILLZ:- AB TAK 56
TARIF KERNA WARNA:- 57
Woh PYAR hi kya, jisMe JUDAAI Na ho..........
Woh ISQH hi kya, jisMe LADAAI Na ho.........
Woh DIL hi kya, jisMe DARD Na ho............
Aur woh Mobile hi kya, jisMe Mera sMs Na ho.......!!
Tere DIL Mein rahenge sMs bankar,
Dhadkano Mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda Mut SaMajana,
HuM tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar...!!
Main uski yaad Mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad Mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola"
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
saMundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tuM jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
Dil Mein uMeedo ki shaMMa jala rakhi hai,
huMne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is uMeed ke saath ki aayega sMs aapka,
huMne Mobile par nazrein jaMa rakhi hain......
QayaMat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe sMs karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere sMs ka intezar karenge.
Dil ka Rishta hai haMara,
Dil ke kone Me hai NaaM tuMahra,
Her yaad Me hai chehra tuMahra,
sMs nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai haMara
Jinab Main aap k ghar k bahir khara hun, bahir aow jaldi
easa keh kar kisi ko tang nahin karna chaye.
Maaths Magic: -
ur cell nuMber's last digit
*2
+5
*50
+ ur age
+365
&
-615
the last 2 nuMbers are ur age & 1ST is ur cell's No
TRY IT!!!
Interesting
Police = 15
Love = 143
Fraud = 420
MusliMs = 786
Murder = 302
Cigerrate = 555
Edhi = 115
Mobilink = 300
J.Bond = 007
OR
DON = 0300-6092120
Air Hostress Pathan Se: - Sir Ap kya lena pasand karain ge
Pathan: - HaMaray liye TAAVEEZ wala chai lao
Air Hostress: - Abay akhrote wo TAAVEEZ nahin TEA BAG hai....
Q: - Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Ans: - It is just a forMality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
hahahahaha
Maths Magic: -
Multiply ur date of birth with 2 &
Add 840 in answer now
Divide by 2 then
Subtract ur date of birth
The answer represent ur personality.
Molvi: - "Jab Main Mar jaaun to saMnay walon ko zaroor bulana."
Bivi: - "Kyun?"
Molvi: - "Unkey ghar ki auraten Mourday se lipat lipat key roti hain."
Breaking NEWS!!! Katrina Kaif Is Being hospitalized b'coz of suicide atteMpt.
watch "GEO NEWS" IMMediately
Reason: - She proposed Me & i said "NO"
Silly girl :-)
Ek class Main girls aur boys ka shero shayri ka Mukabla tha
-Girls-
HuM tuMhain hara k dikan ge
-Boys-
HuM Haar Gaye Chalo Ab Dikhaoo
Pathan Wins 20 Core froM Rs 20 Lottery Ticket
Dealer gave 16 Core After Deducting Tax
Angry Pathan: -
HuM ko pura 20 Core De Ya HaMara 20 Ruppee wapis kero
bandr Bola MoM Meri Dulhan Kon Hy?
Plz Meri Shaadi Kara do!!!
MoM Boli: -
Dekh Baita Abhi Teri dulhan sMs parh rahi hai
agar Muskurae to shaadi pakki saMajh ;-)
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... NOKIA! Connecting People!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNG Every One Is Invited!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CHEN ONE Changing Life Style!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPS Lets Makes Things Better!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... TAPAL Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!
Fri3nd$h!p is Like... SPRITE Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PEPSI Ask For More!
Fri3nd$h!p is Like... LG Digitally Yours!
Fri3nd$h!p is Like... NIKE Just Do It!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... HABIB Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka MaMla Hai!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... WAVES NaaM Hi Kafi Hai!
Fri3nd$h!pIs Like... BUTTER SCOTCH(hMMM) Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... COCA COLA ENJOYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
GhaM Me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata.
Hone wale ho jate hain khud hi dil se apne kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata!!
SYSTEM OF LOVE 2008!
JAN = ROSE
FEB = PURPOSE
MAR = GIFT
APR = LIFT
MAY = CHATTING
JUNE = DATING
JULY = MISSING U
AUG = KISS U
SEP = ANGERY
OCT = DANGER
NOV = LEFT
DEC = NEXT.
GARDEN OF FRIENDSHIP: -
G is for genuine, the friendships are just this
A is for always here for you, to join you in your bliss
R is for respect, for you'll find it does abound
D is for durable, it's always around
E is for everlasting, as friendships ......should be
N is for nurturing, the for this is the key
O is for outstanding, you'll find this is so true For friendship can Make you sMile, when you are blue.
F is for fantastic, the way you'll always feel
F is for fantastic, the way you'll always feel
R is for reliable, now that's a great deal
I is for independence, cause we're all so unique
E is for equal, in all we do and speak
N is for necessary, cause life without friends Does not supply the soul with a purpose to our end
S is for support, friends always do you know H is for happiness when the friendships grow
I is for ideas, we share theM with each other
P is for the privilege of knowing one another..
dard Mando ko duwa kaun deta hai,
phir se MerezakaMo ko hawa kaun deta hai,
badduwe ke bhi kabil na the huM,
phir se aaj haMe dhuwa kaun deta hai,
tere ghaM bhulane ke liye Main to ak cirgatte jalaye khadu kasaM uss dhuwe Mein bhi teri tasavir banaye.
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon Mein Mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena, J ab koi khaMosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
Send this 2 ur group
& c
what nuMber they put
#1 ur nothing
#2 we“re just friends
#3 ur cute
#4 ur My friend but i wish we were More
#5 i like u
#6 i love u
#7 i want 2 Marry u
#8 ur flirt
#9 ur ugly
#12 ur My best friend
which nuMber will u give Me?
do reply! send this 2 every 1 on ur list including Me Be true...
U May just have no tiMe latter to confess!
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghuMaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely Mila.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oMl8 ho,
sMs KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho Mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir Mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid Mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko sMs karke paap karta hoon
Child : - Mohit uncle Mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi sMs padh raha hai.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gaMM ke saagar Me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tuM kar do ek sMs yeh guzarish hai Meri,
tuMari sMs ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Jis Mehfil Mein huM khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya
Mooh dukhta hai
TuMko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
TuMko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock Mein Naya Maal Aaya
Kaun sa ghaM hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to Makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khaMa-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
TuM ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Jis din se juda vo huMse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka Mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chaMkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tuMse huMari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushMan ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tuMahre dil Mein huM
itne dino Mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain huMara naaM Mitti Mein
aur Mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
Magar huMe to vo Mitti Mein Mila dete hain...
UMeedo ki Manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tuMahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazMaana chahiye
bure waqt Mein Muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino Mein khujli na Mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke sMs aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke sMs aana band hai
khafa ho huMse ya balance kaM hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
TaMMana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
Milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par Milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil torna huMari aadat nahi
Dil huM kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna Meri wafaon pe
Dil Mein bas kar huM kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r My sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
Mere kind heart ko phor diya
Yaad Mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai Mein har roz Marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar Mehboob ka ,
toh Mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kaM nazar aati hai...!!!
jawani ke din chaMkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
huM izhaar karne Me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Is Dil Mein aansuyo ke Mele hain
TuM bin huM bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tuMeh e-Mail karte hain
Dekho huM kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sMs ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
ProMise Me we are true friends
I aM laMp you are light
I aM Coke you are Sprite
I aM Sawan you are badal
I aM NorMal you are Pagal
I aM Water you are Tanki
I aM Tarzan you are Monkey
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tuM
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tuM
Doob kar jisMe Marr jayu vo River ho tuM
Mere jeevan Mein ab to forever ho tuM...
ShaaM hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
TuMahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Door waadiyoN Mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se
Milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil Mein taMaaM hasarteiN liye huM aapka intzaar karte hain
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
Maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
Aap kya jaano huM kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na Maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki Maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Teri yaad Mein huMne kalaM uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaaM aayi...
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi Mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai Mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
Aap jaise log huMe kuch khas lagte hai.
Mann Me har waqt huM ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sMs aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
saMa-e-Mahefil Mai roshni kaM hai,
tuM haMare nahi to kya ghuM hai,
huM tuMhare to haiN ye kya kaM hai?
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kaMbaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge huM shayari Mein....
naaM tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary Mein....
TuM hoti to aisa hota, tuM hoti to waisa hota
TuM is baat pe itna hasti, tuM uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
TuM is baat pe ye kehti,tuM uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tuM nahi ho!!!
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
Aaj vo huMse jannat Mein takra gaye
Aaj vo huMse jannat Mein takra gaye
Aur huMare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Hi Zardari needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke,
Message Milte hi niklo...
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaaM
ki har galli se awaaz aaye...
"ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
You are sweet like ToM,
Cut like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like TWEETY,
In short you are a coMplete Cartoon..:)
Aik bar aik burhiya k pass kisi nay boMb rakh dia log chillaey burhiya BoMb!
Burhiya BoMb!
burhiya sharMai "Chal hat woh to Main JAWANI Main thi"
DHUZZ..!!!
Jaldi se GEO lagaoo KAREENA KAPOOR Mar gai hai
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Saif ali par!!!
Bewajah kisi se piyaar nahi hota,
Marne k baad intizaar nahi hota,
Har kisi sey dosti dekh kar karna,
Har insan haMari tarah COOL,
Sweet aur sMart nahi hota.
Very iMprotant healt tips for 2008
Dont eat pizzas,
SaMosay
dahi bhalay,
Ice creaM,
Chocolate,
Fruit chat
Chat
&
Burgers..
Without.
ME :)
TiMe check..
Tick
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Tick
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Tick
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Tick
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Tick
Aapka tiMe kharab chal raha hai..!!!
Kya aap panchvi pass se tezz hain?
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To bataoo?
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Agar raM sita hai,
To raM kya hai?
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Socho!
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Nahi pata?
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SiMple yaar..
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"DARZI"
SaMjhe panchvi fail!!
Meri dosti ka iMtehaan to liya hota,
Khud ko sabit karne ka Moka to diya hota,
Tor kar to chand bhi ley aatey huM,
Bus aasMaan tak janey ka karaya to diya hota.
Jawani k din chaMkilay ho gaye,
Aur husn k tewar nokilay ho gaye,
HuM izhaar karne Me thode dheelay ho gaye,
Aur un k haath peelay ho gye.
Jab se priye Meri gayi hai apane aunty ghar
Maine tab chhakar bhi lagana chod diya udhar
Sab Mujhko saMajhne lage hai Mujhko ek darpok lafanga
Jo ghar Main chhup ke baith hai leke kisi se panga
Ye kaise kaise teri jaane se Mujhpe ilzaaM aaye
Hue pure ek Mahine gaye hue phir bhi tu na wapas aaye
Laut aa apne ghar hai Mujhko ab sir tera hi intezaar
Chaakar tere ghar ke bahar lagaane ko dil hai bekaraar
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko Miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Raaste the anjaan phir bhi huM talaash Mein unki nikal pade
Unki aankhon ki kashish Mein huM kheenche chal pade
MalooM chala wo kaun si hi dagar jispe huM the nike
Jab usse patane ke chakkar Mein huMein joote chappal pade
Kayi dinoM ke baadh jaakkar, Meri Mobile par aaya ek nuMber
jooMa khushi se paagal hookkar, jaise laga lottery ka buMper
Phone uttathe hi kaanoM Mai Mere goonch padi uski gaali
kuch husthe kuch rote hue Main ne kaha
"arey yaar hoon Main tera, na saMjo koi Mavaali"
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER
Sweetu.....!
MaMMa Papa Di Jaan,
Sadey wal vi karo Dhiyan,
Asin Bohat Han Pareshan,
Twadey Wallon na koi Miss Call na Koi SMS da Nishan,
Kithey gaey O Meri Jan.
Zindagi ko aik pal apna saMjho
Raat ko sach or din ko sapna saMjho
Bhulana chahte ho agar sabhi ghaMo ko
To zindagi Mein kisi aik ko apna saMjho.
Dil CHEER k dikhaoon to Dard Dhoond na paao ge...
Wah Wah..
DIL CHEER k Dikhaoon to Dard Dhoond na paao ge..
Kio k
Dard to
Mere SIR Me he !!
Shair Arz kiya hai . . .
zara tawajo chahiye. . .
Khushiyan Milain tuMhain har
qadaM ba qadaM. . . .
khuda ki qasaM shair khataM.
Pls Naraz Mat ho acha chalo dosra shair hai. .
Chahe ge
tM ko dilo jan se huM .
Khuda ki qasaM ye shair bhe khataM.
Aeroplane aa raha hai.
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Dekho
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Dekho naa.
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Chala b gaya upar dekhna chahyie tha Mobile Mai aata hai kya?
FilM k poster pe ksi Peer k ors ka postr lag gya
Dono thore phat gye & text Ye bana
1 Tickt
Me 2 Maze
Qwali k Bad Langar B Hoga
Hazrat AlaMa Molana
Gujar badMash sultan rahi ka full action
Khawaten k liye parde ka khas
intizaM
SaiMa k dil fareb raqs Me shareek ho kar sawab-e-darein hasil karen.
1 Dulha Apny DO$T $ardar $E $hadi k Din
Yar köi Ai$i Bat BtaO JO May Apni Bv $e kahun TO wO Heran HO Jaey
$ardar*
Onu janday hi talaq da dayen!
Molvion ki Bus Ja Rahi Thi
Ek Ne kaha...!
Agar Rastey Main Larki Nazar aaye To Astaghfar Parhna.
Achanak Ek Ne Astaghfar kaha
Baaki Bolay...!
Kithay..
Kithay.,
Kithay..,
Kithay...
Teacher:
""Os ny KHUDKUSHI kr li...
Osy KHUDKUSHI krni pari...
Fark batao?""
Student:
""Pahly waly ki LOVE MARRIAGE thi,
aur dosry ki ARRANGE MARRIAGE.""
Doctar pagal se tM pagal kyun huway?
pagal: Main ne 1 Bewa se Shadi ki uski Jawan Beti se Mere Bap ne Shadi ki.....
Yun Meri wo Beti Meri Maan ban gae,
un k ghar Beti hui To wo Meri behn hui,
Magr Main uski Nani ka shohar Tha isliay wo Meri Nawasi b hui,
Isi Tarah Mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya aur Main apne Betay ka Bhanja aur woh................................
Dr: Abay chup kr kiya Muje b pagal kary ga...!
Shukriya
hay
AkalMand
or
sweet
wala
bhejnay
Msg
ye
or
hoon
bewakof
wala
parhnay
Msg
ulta
Mai
k
hoon
karta
iqrar
halfia
"Mai"
Ab plz nechay se upar parho!
"Zardari k ly
MazMoon"
ap 1950 May Peda huay,
Ap ne bgairti ki ibtedai taleeM apne Mohallay se hasil ki
Aur isi fun Mei ala taleeM
ek naaM war daku se haz kia or Mr.10% Mashoor huye.
Phir kurse-e-sadarat pe aa bethe or Mulk lootne Mein apna MuqaM banaya.
apki tareekh wafat ka sb ko intizar hai.
*Larki wale:
Aap ka beta kya karta hy..?
Larky ki AMMa Ne kaha,
Mera beta Rozana
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500 sMs karta hy
SIRF 3 Rupee My.
Oye...
Dear!..
Jaan
Sohne
I love u,
I
Miss u,
I like u..
oOh..!
Bura laga kya ?
To Main kya karun...?
ZONG walay kehte hai
SAB KEH DO
Boy to a girl,
Mujhse shadi karogi..?
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Lekin q ?
Girl: Gharwaley nahi Maney ge..
Boy: Ghar
Me kon kon hein?
Girl: 1 HUSBAND, 6 BACHEY...
\('.')/ hands up
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agr apni jan pyari hai to jitne b sMs inbox May hai sub send kerdo
KHABRDAR
Hoshyari nahi
Draft May kya ha?Wo b nikalo.
British:U know SWIMMING?
Pathan:No
British: Dog is Better then U, It SwiMs
pathan: U know SwiMMing?
Britsh:Yes
Pathan:whats the Difference between U & Dog?
Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bohat Pasand He
Ap Jb B Koi $M$ Karte Ho
To Dil Se Karte Ho
Q Ke!
DiMagh To Aap K Paas Hai He Nahi!
Teacher: Naarrey ko english May kya kehtay hai.
Student: S.H.D
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Student: Shalwar Holding Device...
Khan 2 his Friend:
Ye jo table pe adMi hy, Mujhe bht bura lgta ha
Frnd:Table pe to 4 adMi hain
Khan:wo jis ki
Muchen hen!
Frnd:Muchen to sub ki hen!
Khan:wo jis k sufaid kapry hen!
Frnd:wo to sub k sufaid hain
Pathan ny pistol nikala or 3 adMion ko Mar kr bola"ye jo reh gya hy, es ko haM nai chorega"
1 Angrez PAKiSTN aya Punjbi sekhny,
Kuch arsy bad wo waps gya to lgo ny kaha k kya sekha?
Angrez bola
BATI CHALI GAI
BATI A GAi
BATI JAN WALI AE
BATI AN WALI Aa
All flowrz don't represnt Love but..
Rose did it.
All birds can't speak but..
Parrot did it.
All
Monkeys can't read Msgs but..
Well done yar,U did it :-)
Sardar ne apna tiffin road pe khola..
Kyon????
Socho socho
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jaldi socho
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Wo check kar raha tha "k Mein office jaa raha hun ya ghar wapas aa raha hun.
If i dstrb u
IM sorry!
But i need
To say
I
Love
To Disturb U
jo krna hai kr lo:-)
Särdär Därväze Pe GUN Liye Khärä Thä
WIFE: Y R U Stñdiñg Here?
SARDAR: Sher K Shikär Pe Jä Rähä Höñ
WIFE: Tö Jäö Nä?
SARDAR: Kyse Jäöñ Bähr KUTTA Khärä Hy.
Kbi zid Main tery ho gaiy,
Kbi dil ny tujhy ganwa dia.
Easi kshMaksh Main rahy sada,
Tu ny yad rkha ya bhula dia.
Kbi bybsi Main hns diy kbi hnsi ny hM ko rula dia.
kbi phool sy rehi dosti
Kbi hath kanthon sy Mila dia.
Kbi aik ko apna na kr sky
Kbi khud ko sb ka bna dia.
Yon hi din guzr gaiy piyar k,
Kbi ik khuwab khud ko bna dia.
Jo khuwab ubry in aankhon Main unhain aankh Main hi sula dia.
Itna Asaan Nahin Sheher-E-Mohabat Ka Pata Faraaz!!!
Khud Bhataktay Phirtay Hain Yahan Raah Batany Walay....
Sweet like honey
Costly like Money
Blessing like shower
SMiling like flower
Cool like ice
A person so nice
Guess who?
Sure.
It's only
...YoU...
Khushyon Se TERI " Judai " Na Ho ,
Aansuon Se TERI " Aashnai " Na Ho ,
Zindagi Bhar TUJHE wo
" PIYAR " Mile ,
Jis Mein Kahin
" Bewafai " Na Ho.
(AaMin)
You Think Of
¤ME¤
I Think Of
¤YOU¤
We Both Think Of
¤EACH OTHER¤
Do U know, Whåt It Meåns..??
It Meåns
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We are "WAILAY" :-D
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('v') <' )
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"1 bat kahun?
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('v')<' )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*--**--
"Kan Me"
sMs kr dia kro.
Sir: wht iz defination of WIFE?
Student: wife iz like ZONG!
1 nuMber free sari life..!
Raat 12 se subha 7 bajay tak :-)
Wife: Wo SaMne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho!
Main ne Usay 10 Saal Pehle Shadi K Liye Inkar Kiya Tha Aur Wo Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.
Husband: Wah!
Itna LaMba Celebration
=What is TRUST=
"Trusting a person is giving soMeone the power to destroy you coMpLeteLy.. But at the saMe tiMe being confident, that he won't.."
Little girl & her father crossing a bridge..
Father said: Please hold My hand..
Girl: No dad.. U hold My hand..
Father: Whats the differnce.?
Girl: If i hold Ur hand & soMthing hapens to Me..
Chances r that I May let Ur hand go,
but if U hold
My hand I know & sure U will never let My hand go..
For PHYSICS students
Ques: prove that 2/10 = 2.
NorMal colge stdnt insist questi0n is "out of slaybus" or inc0rct but Physics stdnt nevr kn0w wht is c0rect answer, they always thnk we are Physics stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new
Miracles so Physics student wil s0lve dis exaMple as bel0w:
2 = two
10 = ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en
Alphabatical NuMbr
W = 23
O = 15
E = 5
N = 14
theref0re
w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19
Theref0re
wo/en = 2
Son: MaMa Me bara ho k Pilot bano Ga
MaMa, Beta Mujhe kaise pAta chale ga k ye Mere bete ka jahaz hai?
Son: GUZARTE waqt apne ghar pe BOMB Phaink diya karon Ga.
Husband & Wife Me Jhagra hua to Wife ne apni
Maa ko fone kya:
Me ap k ghar arahi hu
Maa boli,usy apne kiye ki saza Milni chahye
tuM wahen raho Mein b aa rai hon
*LIFE STYLE*
Agar koi tuMhe pathar Maray to tuMara farz hai k tuM us par phool phainko,
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lekin GAMLAY k sath...
1 Ghar Se HaMesha Hasney Ki Awaz Ati
Kisi ne Khush-Gawar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohr Bola:BV Muje Jote Mrti Hai
Lag Jai To Wo hasti hai nai lagte to Me hasta hun.
1 DULHA shadi ki pehli raat
Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k
ßarre Pyar se P0chta hy:
Kya naaM hy haMare 'Huzoor' ka?
Bv: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W)
Dulha: Kya farMaya Huzoor ne?
Bv: Yehi k NMaz parho Roza rAkho 0r zakat do..
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or ßola:
SaB ANDER Aa Jæn DARS HO RAHA Hy...............
Sardar g0es 2 gulab0's h0Me & kn0cks da d00r...
Gulabo: kon???
Sardar: Main
Gulabo: Main kon???
Sardar: lay das! KaMli
tu galabo hor kon....................
iBLees Adalat Me Sabit Karne Gya K Wo Dunia
Me Sb Se ZaliM,
Ghatia OR BEGAIRAT Hy'
Lekin Wo NakaM Hua Or Bahir Aa K Logon Se Pocha;
SaLa Ye Zardari Kon Hy?
Dosto aaj huM 1 ajib-o-gariß Makhlooq k ßare Me parhenge.Is jandaar ka naM hy GIRLFRIEND..
Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar ßoyfrnd k sath payi jati hy Inki pasandida ghiza boyfrnd ka ßHEJA hota hy Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hy Is jandaar ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar RONA or eMotionally ßlackMail karna hota hy
Girlfrnd k katne par TENSION naaM ki biMari ho jati hai jo laa ilaaj hy
Moral-"always keep dstance frM Girl frnd":-)
Sardar: Ooye mere Shampoo ke sath wala free gift to de.
Shopkeeper: Jee is ke sath koi gift nahi hai
Sardar:Bakwas na kar shampoo pe likha hai DANDRUF FREE
Pathan: Aik kilo bhens ka doodh de do.
Doodh wala: Tumhara Bartan chota hai.
Pathan: Oh yara.
achha chalo bakri ka de do.
PATHAN:
Mai nai kal ezy load walay ko baiwakof banaya
Boy: - Wo kaisay
Pathan: - Hum nai us ko 100 Rs diya Or number ghalat likhvaya:-)
The Great Pathan
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