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Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note
Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:SiMple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!!
Sardar 1st TiMe JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
SalsMan-Which Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA'S Soap,BABA'S Paste,BABA'S Brush.
SalsMan-Is BABA'S
A INTRNATIONAL CoMpany?
Santa: Baba Is My RooM Mate.
Sardar : May I CoMe In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!!
Santa's Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.
Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!!
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed RooM Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?
Let HiM Sleep With His Wife...
Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
Srdar : Ye Lo HajiMola . . . . . ;->
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai
Banta -Kaise?
Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli
"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Sardar:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Sardar:As Far As I Know,
Both Ma Legs R Of SaMe Age
Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!
A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...
Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->
Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab SaMaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!
Depressed, Sardar JuMps FroM 100th Floor.
At 50th Floor He ReMeMbers,
I Dont Hav A Daughter.
Santa Opened Xerox Shop
And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
Xerox Done In All Language
Passenger-TuMne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.
Pasen-TuM Mujhse Mang Sakte The.
Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING
''SHAIR'' SARDAR JEE SE
DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY
PATA HY Q ??????
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SIMPLE .......
DESE DAYS.......\
TINNYWINNY
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SoMe1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr TuM Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
Banta: Why Is The Police NicknaMed
"The Heart Of The Country"?
Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki- TuMhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu...
Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd: Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Fikr Se?
Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai TuMe?
Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
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