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Mind blowing and heart touching thought..
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Laash pani Main tairti kuin hai?
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kuink
Doobne k liye zindagi chahiye
JUST THINK..
HEHEHE
Intelligence TEST
agar aankhien Milane k baad
2 aur 2=4 hojati hain..
To 2 dil Milne k baad 1 q hojate hain?
Reply with a solid REASOn.
I M d best
i can prove it
i can c the tea in tea up
Can u c the world in world cup?
i can send My address 2 ur Mobile,
Can u send ur Mobile 2 My address.
Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hai to narvous hota hai,
Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andar chala jata hai,
phir ajib-o-gharib awazien aane lagti hain,
lekin tuM bilkul na ghabrana,
Confidence se daley rehna aur us se daley rehna aur us waq tak na nikalna jab tak apki
Money nahi nikal aati
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Phir apna
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ATM CARD
Machine se nikal lena!
Aaj friday hai..
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Is SMs Ko Please Forward karo aur Dekho jaadu
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7 din baad phir friday aajayega,
Plz dont ignore it ,
its true.
Whatz ATTITUDE?
3 ant saw an elephant coMing
Ant 1.We will kill hiM
Ant 2.We will break his legs
Ant 3.Forgive hiM guys he is alone and we r 3!
Intresting
Confussions
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1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Y dont birds fall off trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a Male lady bird?
5. y is it called tv set when there is only 1?
6. When they say dog food is new n iMproved in taste,
Who tastes it?
GUESS?
16 aug
1 sacha waqia
jisse soch k insan ki ruh tak kaanp jaati hai,
Magar zaliMo k haath tak ni kanpay
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Lahore Main 4 saal ki 1 MasooM bachi
jo abhi thik tarha bol bhi nahi sakt thi aur jo din usk khelnay kudne k thay usk apne baap aur bhai ne
Roti bilkti
MausaM ki 1 na suni aur pakar k....
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School bhej dia.
Dukandar is pori pay Mat bethna,
Anday toot jayien gay!
Gahak: is Main anday hain?
Dukandar:Nahi,
keel hain.
A TC in a train fines 400 for No ticket
he charged 1st girl as 300 who was wearing sleevless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevless and backless
Rs 100 to 3rd ,who was wearing sleevless,
Backless and a Mini skirt
He charged rs 0 to the 4th one.
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Why?
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Faltu ka Mat socho..
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She HAD the TICKET!
Our aiM in life should be
654321
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6.Six digit salary
5.Five bedrooM apartMent
4.four wheel drive
3.Three servants
2.Two cute children
1.One sweetheart like u
Main lanat bhaijta ho tuM par aur tuMhari dosti par,
Main tuM jaisay ghattia aur kaMinay insan k 7 koi taluq nahi rakhna chahta,
Sirf tuM hi nahi..
TuMhari soch bhi gandi hai.
TuM jaisay logon ko dost rakhna dosti aur insaniyat dono ki toheen hai...
Yeh filM "BAROOD" ka dialogue hai.
THINK
Y You are so sweet"
So intelligent"
Why you are so innocent"
Why you r so lucky"
Ab huMse SALAM DUA ka thora faida to hoga na!
As iM now in d Most iMportant year of
My career i have started studying n have decided not 2
Msg any More,
so i believe u all will coperate with Me,
thanx!
6 inch ka hai
Size norMal hai
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Mazboot hai
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ziyada Mota bhi nahi hai
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo?
Full tiMe Masti,
Non stop fun
MEra... MERA
LGKG 195
Khoaf or dar ka 1 aalaM,
Do pathan 1 saath naha rahay thay k SABUN gir gaya,
Magar dono Main se kisi ne jhuk k sabun uthane ki hiMat nahi ki...
New technology;
Khubsurat
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6 inch laMba
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Kala
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Seedha
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Gol kinaray wala
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haath Main pura anay wala
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Larkiyon ka Pasandeeda
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"NOKIA 6233"
Plzz pass this SMS 2 all ur frndz..
A person with blood group 0+,
contact # is 03*********,
urgently needs 2 bottles of
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PEPSI
With
1 large pizza
thanx.
Think if all pakistani youth start studying and get gud Marks...
But jobs r liMited
Than..
More uneMployMent
More suicide
More criMe
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Save pakistan
Stop studying..!
No blance please call Me urgent..
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Sender:
OsaMa bin Laden
+9616000000
Is SMS ko apne doston ko bhejo aur dekho kitne bewaqiif isse Pura nahi parte..!
Khali jaga pe
U
laghao aur ban jao
1.St_pid
2.B_dh_
3.Bewak_f
4._LL_
Dekha!
Everything is so incoMplete without "U".
I know
ur sweet
ur caring
ur artist
ur kind
ur intelligent
ur attractive
ur sweet
But..
Thora aur iMprove karo tabhi Maire jaise ban sakte ho..!
This is a warning to all thoese people who dont soke,
1 day you'll lose all ur frndz..
They will all die and you'll be left alone.
So,
Start sMoking.
What was the best SMS of August 1947?
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Tab Mobile tha kya?
kabhi to thora diMagh ka istaMal karliya karo..
Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo haMien pasand hoon..
ab aap haMari pasand poochien gay..
To haMien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain..
1 ghar Main 2 love birds thay,
Ek ka naaM tha I LOVE u
Aur
Dosre ka
"U LOVE ME"
"U love Me" ghar se bahar chala gaya..
To
Ghar Main kon bacha??
Who was the 1st indian cricket to becoMe captain in his 1st Match scord 100 on debut and hit 6 of the last ball to defeat england?
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AaMir KHAN
FilM lagaan :-)
Hi jaan _ _ _
Kya haal hain jaan _ _ _
kab Milogay jaan _ _ _ _
Missing u Jaan _ _ _
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Zida khush Mat hona har blank _ _ Main"WAR" laga lena..!
saMjhe JAAn _ _ _? ;)
Put
ur hand
On
My
Hand
And
Hold
My
back
with
ur
other
hand
Touch
ur
lips
with
My
lips
and
taste
how
hot
i
M
Bas
Bas
Bas
Ab
ziada
free Mat
Hona
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IM Only cup of TEA!
What is 143?
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I love u
No.
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I hate u
No.
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I Miss u
No.
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I wish u
No..
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143 Means
One hundred and forty three
Maths Main dhyan do.
Aap ktte ho.
KaMine ho.
Halkat ho.
Neech ho.
Ye sab word
Mai aap se nahi kahunga,
kyu k gaali dena gunah hai.
Everybody wants..
SoMe1 special
soMe1 nice
soMe1 cute
soMe1 sMart
soMe1 sweet
soMe1 honest
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Tabhi Main sochon!
saare Mere peeche kyon paaray rehte hain..
Woh khush ikhlaqi
woh pyaari aankhien
woh pyara chehra
woh uMda ZEHEN
woh nice personality
Aap ko YAAD HAI?
GOOD!
HAAN HAAN,
Main ab bhi wasa hi hoon!
Breaking news!
islaMic research se sabit hua hai k Murghi haraM hai..
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Agar chori ki hoo to.
Dont give iMportance 2 Money,
Bcoz it can give bed but not sleep,
Books but not brain,
Cloth but not beauty
luxuries but not happiness
So transfer it 2 My account..!
Sorry for late sMs actually police arrested Me for killing a girl..
i swear i didnt kill her..
i just asked her will u Marry Me?
aur
woh khushi se Marr gayi..
Yaar woh HUSSAIn ka kya hoqa?
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99% stupids will not read this full sMs N will reply (Kaun Hussain)
be khodi ki zindagi haM jeya nahi kartay jM dosron sy chen kar haM peya nahi kartay.,,,,
un ko Mohabat hai too aa kar izhar karay pecha haM bi kisi ka keya nahi kartay.,,,,
Kele wala:
MaddaM 10 k 12 kele
MaddaM:yeh to pilpiley or chotey hain Mujhe to sakht or baare chahiye..
MaddaM Kabhi to khaney k liye b le liya karo!
MATHS
Magic
259 x (ur Age) x 39 = ?
Try it and you will be surprised to see the result.
aapki age 3 bar aapko likhi nazar ayeegi,
Try this and watch..!
Actually
basically
bioloagically
technically
cheMically
physically
Mentally
MatheMatically
electrically
norMally
Mechanically
and
fianlly
but truely
I aM soo Sweet!
True bravery is 2 arrive hoMe late at nite,
Fully Drunk,
Cigarete in hand,
MoM waiting 4u with a JHAROO in her hand and u ask?
Hey MOM!..
Abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
Ali T.v on karo jaldi shahrukh khan died.
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In baazigar,
Darr,
AnjaaM,
Kal ho na ho,
Shakti,
OM Shanti OM..
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Kuin laga na jhatka..?
1 faMous chiness ne kaha:
1 geniuos se baat karna 1 Months tak books parhen se accha hai!
So Main to free hoon,
Jab dil chahay baat kar saktay ho..!!!
"Mainwali"
Main 3 cheezien bht popular hain
('')/
<))
MAIN
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(.")/
<))> Mera
./?_ Style
aur
(",)/
<))> MERE
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Which part of a Mans body has no bone,
full of venis,
loves punping and responsible for
Making LOVe?
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Don't B NEGATIVE
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ITs "HEART" :-)
Teacher asks children,
What do u wish to b in future?
AhMed: I want 2 b pilot
aMir: i want 2 b doctor
tania: i want 2 b good Mother
kashif: i wat 2 help tania
Chand Ki Kirno Jao Na..
Us Ko Choo Kar Ao Na..
Wo Kab Kab Kia Kia Karte Hai..
Wo Jagte Hai Ya Sote Hai..
Wo Kis se Baatain Karte Hai..
Wo ShaM ko Kese Lagte Hai..
Wo Raat Ko Kese Dhikte Hai..
Jab Soye Kese Lagte Hai..
Jab Jagay Kese Lagte Hai..
TuM ChupKay Chupkay Jao Na..
TuM Us Ko Choo Kar Ao Na..
Height of sper bindaasness: -
Finishing the paper,
CoMing out of the exaMination hall n
then asking a frnd
"kaun sa subject tha yaar???
Lady asistant : Sir aapki wife apko phone par kiss karna chahti hein..
Boss: Message recieve karlo, Baad Mai tuMse le longa..
Dil chahta hai k khara kark aap k haath Main pakra doon??
Aur aap usey hila hila k bolo..
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Is parchaM k saaye talay HuM 1 hain...
When a guy tellz u that he luvz u froM the bottoM of his heart b careful 4 this
May Mean dat.......!!!
!!!........he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top...!!!
A Sincere
pray!
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By
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A
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Guy
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To
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God
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"Oh God i do not ask a thing for Me..
just send My Mother a personalated Beautiful n Good Looking..
"DAUGHTER In LAW"...
WOH BAAT BAAT PEY DAITA HEY MUJHAY PARINDOO KI MISAAL,
SAAF SAAF KYON NAHI KEHTA K MERA SHAHR CHOR DO...
Incredible love future
just type!
LOVE ur naMe,
ur parents naMe and send it to..
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To ur fathers cell nuMber..
he'll tell ur FUTURE..!
jis ki ek sMile per hai duniya fida,
jis se dil na hona chahy judaa,
jis ka style hai lajawaab,
jis ka sMs bhi hota hai gulaab,
wo aap nahin huM hain janab:D
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !…
Now read it without the word cat.
Mera bank balence NINE BILLION SEVENTY SIX CRORE SIXTY FIVE LAKH SEVENTY THREE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED THIRTY ONE
nahi to kya hua Cell.No: 9766573331 hai.
kesa lagta hai baresti barish
Main
hawa k jhookon k sung
khaMoshi se chalte huwakoi appp ka hath thaM k
holay se keh dey
CHIKAR TO BACH K SONEYO...
Sailor: Drinking Makes you look beautiful.
Girl: I havent been drinking.
Sailor: I have!
RoMance MatheMatics
SMart Man + SMart woMan = RoMance
SMart Man + DuMb woMan = Affair
DuMb Man + SMart woMan = Marriage
DuMb Man + DuMb woMan = Pregnancy
Sorry i cudnt tell u earlier that iM Moving perManently to ISLAMABAD next
Monday.
I Dont know how long iM staying there.
I'll give you the nuMber, address as i get there.
Hope 2 c u b4 i leave.
Sorry 4 dis but i had no choice,
They had chosen Me,
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Next PriMe MINISTER of PAKISTAN.
Yes or NO? It's all the saMe!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
............ ., I don't have a brain.
............ ., I don't have sense.
............ ., I aM stupid.
When an apple is green,
Its is ready to PLUCK
and
When a girl is 18,
She is ready for...
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"IDENTITY CARD"
HaMesha galat hi sochna!
If U delete this Message thats bcoz u love Me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire Me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u Miss Me.
So what u gonna do with It?
A psycological study has proved that all the duffers, fools, donkeys &
Monkeys use their thuMb to read sMs!
don't change ur finger now its 2 late.....
1 lerki NE
Molvi se keha: Log Mujhe chedte or ghoorte hain, aap hi bataein
Mai kya karu..?
Molvi NE dono bazu phailaa k kaha "Aap haMari agosh
Ma aajaeye"
2008 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad Main aana.
Faqir: Mera nuMber Le lo,
Jab khana ban jaye to Miscall kar dena.
Wife to her husband: janu
Meri blouse utaro..
AB aisa karo Mera ghaghra bhi utaro.
Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad Mere kapde pehne to :p
Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aM,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB Mein thuMain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to Mein fail ho jaonga :p
Wish You a Very
Happy new yr,
Valentine day,
Basant day,
23rd March,
Independence day,
Eid-ul-fitr,
Eid-ul-azha,
ChristMas,
Happy Frndship day,
Mothers day,
Fathers day,
Dada day,
Daadi Day,
nan Day,
nani Day,
Childerens Day,
& Happy Birthday,
Best of luck 4 ExaMs,
365 Gud Mornings,
365 Good nights.
yaar yeh Roz-Roz ka natak nahi hota Mujhse...
Ab pooray Saal Mat kehna k Wish nahi kiya...
Have a great 2009...
Bye...
See You next Year.
SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?
DO U KNOW?
"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST
JIYO................................
college wali
Masale dar:
office wali
naruM naruM:
Muhale wali
garMa garaM:
aap kya saMjhaye?
May toh roti ki baat kar raha hon
Principles of STUDENTs life..
- Love ur bed, its ur TaMple
- Relax in the day, So that u can sleep at nite.
- Books r holy, So dont touch deM
- Dont do SoMething 2MMorow, Dat u can do day after 2MMorow
- If u feel like Studying, Sit n wait till dat feeling Goes
- Dont 4get dat Studying is healthy, So leave it 4 sick ppl.
1.school ------- yaadein
2.pricipal ------ Jaani DushMan
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.hoMe work -------- godzilla
6.exaMs -------- kalyug
7.exaMination hall---- chaMber of secret
8.exaM-tiMe ---------- qayaMat se qayaMt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13.exaMiner ------------- the killer
14.last exaM ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.Marks ----------- assaMbhav
17.result ----------- Murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chaMatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.suppleMentary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi !!!!
ishq krny se phly us ka
anjaM dekh lo,
agr phr b saMajh na
aye tu filM tere naaM dekh lo...
feeling bored?
think about Me.
Feeling sad?
call Me!
feeling lonely?
see Me!
feeling hot?
no.no.noo.
drink coca cola and enjoy the life.
AAP NE YE BAAT SAB KO KYUN BATAI?
MEIN NE AAP KO APNA SAMAJH K BATAI AUR AAP NE SAB KO BATA DI.
AAP NE MERA BHAROSA TOR DIYA,
SAB KO KYUN BATAYA KE MEIN,,
BUHAT SMART HOON :-)
WABASTA HAIN:
SOORAJ SE KIRNAIN:
CHAND SE SITARE:
SAMANDAR SE LEHRAIN
DARYA SE KINARE
PHOOL SE KHUSHBOO
JISM SE ROOH
DIL SE DHARKAN
KHUSHI SE GHAM
AUR TUM SE HUM.:D
Kya kar rahe ho?
busy ho?
kitne buzy ho?
thorde ho?
ke bohat ho?
Kger thorda ho tu POEM kyo nahi send karte ho?
Aur ager ziyada ho to,
POEM kyoun pardh rahe ho??:!
GOD CREATED GOOD HEART:
I GOT IT.
GOD CREATED GOOD BRAIN:
I GOT IT.
GOD CREATED GOOD FACE:
I GOT IT.
GOD CREATED GOOD FRIEND:
HEY
THIS TIME
U GOT IT.
TO MEET AND DEPART IS THE WAY OF LIFE.
BUT TO DEPART AND MEET IS THE HOPE OF LIFE.
WE MEET TO CREATE MEMORIES.
BUT WE DEPART TO PRESERVE THEM AND THIS IS "LIFE".
Bahir aao Mai tuMhary gher k bahir hon.
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Aisa sMs kar k apne doston ko tang nhi karna chahia...
Pani Me Terna Machli Ka Syle,
Hawa Me Urna Panchi Ka Style,
Different SMS Bhejna Mera Style,
Muft Me Parna Aap Ka Style...
If u read this i aM sMart,
if u save this u agree i aM sMart,
if u 4ward this ur spreading that i aM sMart and if u del this ur jealous becoz i aM sMart...
Question:
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the Middle & FIRE at the bottoM!
Do you know the ANSWER?
Kia?
Aap ka Mind hi kharab hai...
Its a...
"CIGARETTE!"
10 foot onchi deewar pe ghaass rakhi thi,
Bataoo gadha isay kaisay khaye ga?
SOcho!
SOCHO!!
or SOCHO!!
Phir socho!!
HAR gaate na!!
Gadha bhi haar gaya tha.
3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.
Who iz beautiful?
its u
who iz charMing?
its u
who iz sMart ?
its u
who iz sweetest?
its u
KHUSH MAT HONA YE MSG MERE LIYE AYA THA TO SOCHA TUMHE BHI BATADON!!!
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho araM
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hn
k
PHELE YE SAB
MIL TO GAE!!!!
yaar CALL ME:
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Sender : ADMiN
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HaMesha jaldi Main rehna,
Kabhi pura SMS bhi parh liya karo.
Whenever u feel sadness n your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
It shows u are suffering lack of VITAMIN "ME"
IMportance of THUMB
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Child use it 4 Chewing
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Illiterate people use it 4 sign
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Winners,
4 victory
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& My fans USe it 4 reading My Msgs...
Oh u Too :-)!
In life There are 6 thinigs u
Must never lose,
1. Character
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2. Self Respect
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3. Hope
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4. Heart
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5. Identity
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6. OFCOURSE
ME...!
Two Rules u need to follow in life:
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1) "HaMMzah Niazi" is alwayz RIGHT.
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2) Whenever you feel "HaMMzah Niazi" is wrong,
slap yourself and read rule no.1 Again..!
Ishq ko Ishq saMjho to Ishq karo,
Dard ko Dard saMjho to Mohabbat karo,
Wadey ko Wada saMjho to pura karo,
Aur
HuM ko apna saMjho to SMS karo. :D
Devotee asked God,
"I Want Peace".
God replied : ReMove 'I' thats Ego.
ReMove 'Want' thats desire.
'Peace' is autoMatically attained.
#HaMMzah Niazi# .
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Bass NaaM Hi Kaafi Hai !
Apne 2008 ke gunah Mitane ke har roz is liye ko 143 bar is LINE ko Parha karo.
"EAST OR WEST" HaMMzah Niazi " IS THE BEST"..
Ab Edit karke Apna naaM dal kar EK aur gunah MAT karna ;-)
Do u want a FREE RECHARGE coupon nuMber ?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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SCRATCH HERE with a blade...........
There are 12
Months a year...
30 days a Month...
7 days a week...
24 hours a day...
&
60 Minutes an hour...
but only one like
Me Is a life tiMe.
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