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Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB
MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
batao tuMari sister kapro ke niche kya pahantin hai ????????????????????
sale ....
chaapl phanti hai naaaa.
Girl" nahi aj nahi dalwaongi..
Boy: q?
Girl: TuM to dal k so gaye Magar Main saari raat Masalti rahi..
Pani bhi nikalta raha
Mujhe lagta hai yeh..
..
EYE DROPS sahi nahi hain...
App Maths Main kitne taiz hain?
Chalien aapka test Hai..
Note!
Is SMS ko sirf aik bar parhna Hai and dont use calculator"Ok!
kia aap ready hain??
lets start
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+18
-9
Sawal yeh hai..
Aapne down ka button kitni bar press kiya?
KYA aap paanchvi pass se taiz hain?
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yeh kia likha hai, Mobile Mirror ki
taraf rakh kar parho
3 persons, watch kharidne ke waste shop per phaunche.
Lakin shop per
kewal naoukar tha shopkeeper nahi.
Naoukar ne unko khafi watches dikhay
aur unko ek watch pasand aai,
jiska price 45 rupees tha .
Unhone 15-15
rupees contribute kar watch kharid li .
After soMe tiMe shopkeeper
vapas aaya .
shopkeeper ne noukar ko watch ka price 40 rupees bataya
aur usko 5 rupees vapas karne ke vaste diye .
Noukar ne 2 rupees apny
pocket Me rakh liye aur 1-1 rupees un tino ko vapas kar diye .
ab tino
ka contribute 14-14 rupees ho gaya = 14+14+14=42
and 2 rupees in the
pocket of servant = 44 so where is the one rupees
Contribution - 15+15+15= 45
Back 1 + 1+ 1 = 3
Contribution 14+14+14 = 42
Servant Pocket = 2
= 44
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."
CustoMer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your Multi purpose card nuMber first, Sir?"
CustoMer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling froM 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your hoMe nuMber is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your Mobile is 0142662566.
Which nuMber are you calling froM now Sir?"
CustoMer: "HoMe! How did you get all My phone nuMbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the systeM Sir"
CustoMer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
CustoMer: "How coMe?"
Operator : "According to your Medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
CustoMer: "What?... What do you recoMMend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
CustoMer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" froM the National Library last week Sir"
CustoMer: "OK I give up... Give Me three faMily size ones then, how Much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your faMily of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"
CustoMer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'M afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the liMit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payMent charges on your housing loan, Sir."
CustoMer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw soMe cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily liMit on
Machine withdrawal today"
CustoMer: "Never Mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 Minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always coMe and collect it on your scooter.. ."
CustoMer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in systeM, you own a LaMbretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion nuMber USE 8999..."
CustoMer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
CustoMer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving Me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We norMally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "
CustoMer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. ReMeMber on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeMan who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 AMbassador bearing registeration nuMber UTD 4267.......
CustoMer: [Faints]
Girl Friend ke saath,
KaMre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….
Stupid I aM playing table tennis.
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without Marriage.
What did they naMed theM?
They naMed theM as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
your father had your Mother,
your Mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers Mad and
your Mothers now your lover
Ab zara Tafseel say aay Qasid-e-Khushro bata
Pehle USS nay KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA?!?!
WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA ??
BLACK AND WHITE OR WHITE OR BLACK?
COME GIVE ME ANSWER YAA YAA YAAA YAAA NOO NOO NO ACTUALLY THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA IS
BLACK + WHITE = WHITE INTO BLACK ;)
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is sMs
Main say w,x aur z delete karo aik vip sMs Milega.
Arange These Words n Make a sentance if u really luv Me..
Y
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U
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Reply is Must...
Agar reply na kia to baat Mat karna Mujhse.
Try This , go to Write Msg,
activate dictionary[T9]
then hide ur screen with ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,
now reMove ur hand and read it it ..
phir dekho kaMaal.
YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO Me tuM ho? ....
KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO Me tuM ho? ....
ye huM nhi jnte huMe bas itna btado ....
k huM JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN Me tuM ho
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get (love),
what u get, u don't enjoy (Marriage) ,
what u enjoy is not perManent (girlfriend ), what is perManent is boring (wife) .
Past is experience!
Present is experiMent!
Future is expectation!
Use ur experience in ur experiMent 2 acheive ur expectations and enjoy life...!
First of first is first of you,
Then there are zeros two ,
First of last is last of you,
Now you tell Me what are you?
what coMes down but never goes up? .....
think .......
think .......
think ........
plz ....
think .....
try it ...............
its easy .......
still confused? .......
ok........
oh its RAIN...!!!
On May 4, 2006, at 2 Minutes & 3 seconds,
after 1:00 AM the tiMe and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06,
its 123456 this will never happen,
again in our lives...
Nobody's right till soMebody's wrong;
Nobody's weak till soMebody's strong;
Nobody's lucky till luv coMes along;
Nobody's lonely till soMebody's gone.
If
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?
Scroll down for Answer The answer is 1 ReMeMber the first line?
1=5 ?
Don't think too
Much,
relax!!!
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